We have our first entries in our Dick Cheney Photoshopping Contest!
These came in this morning from Max Vectar.
The first is simply described as “Cheney in prison”:
The second—and my personal fave—is described as “Here is Dick Cheney in the remake of Total Recall starring George Bush”:
And finally: “This piece of lovely art (suitable for hanging in a hotel or doctor’s office sitting room) is a landscape consisting of Dick Cheney’s dignified mug in various charming expressions.”
Thanks, Max!
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2007.

Wait a minute–“Total Recall” is the movie in which an oxygen-deprived Arnold Schwarzenegger’s eyes pop out of his head (almost). It’s “Alien” where a small nasty pops out of John Hurt’s chest. Better send the second item back for revision. At least it shows that, anatomically, Bush has a Dick on him after all.
My own recall is a little fuzzy, but I believe that one of the leaders of the mutants in “Total Recall” had a little man living in his chest who was really running the show, just like Dick in that entry. I don’t think Dick is popping out of Bush–I think he’s pulling the strings from inside him. Perhaps we should consult DiGiovanna?
George Bush’s hairy man-breasts are hot.
It’s called “google image search,” my peoples:
http://www.alvarezwaxmodels.com/Images/Film%20Images/Kuato,George.jpg
Nintzel has it right, by the way: the little man in the chest is the secret boss.