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[Note: clicking on the above image will take you to Playboy’s site, where you will see breasts and nipples and such. I’m not sure why this would be surprising to anyone reading an article about a Playboy Playmate, but whatever.]

She was born in the Ukraine, she’s getting her MBA at the University of Arizona, she’s loves Starbucks and her two dogs, and her turn-ons include guys who wear earrings…meet Playboy’s Miss August, Tucsonan Iryna Ivanova. While Ivanova wants to eventually get her PhD, joining the elite sorority of Playmates is her biggest accomplishment so far:

Being Miss August is something I’m very proud of. Honestly, I might be prouder of being a Playmate than any of my academic achievements. There are many great schools you can attend, but there’s only one Playboy.

In case you’d like to see a lot more of Ms. Ivanova, the August issue of Playboy is on sale now.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

8 replies on “Congratulations, Tucson! Playboy’s Miss August is Among You!”

  1. Way to put Tucson on the map! On another note, administrators should check out whether the link from the image is appropriate.

  2. Wow, the hasboobs hit Tucson too! Those sacks will cover her belly button in a few years, that is, without intervention.

  3. What is WRONG with you idiots? Fat? Breasts too low? Go find yourselves a skinny, assed-out rockhead, and then look in the mirror.

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