If you opened the morning daily’s site this afternoon, your probably saw this as top story:

That’s right, the most important thing going on today is the opening of Hot Tub Time Machine.
Here’s the kicker: The review is credited to Roger Moore of The Orlando Sentinal. That’s right kids, if you can write 400 words and live in Florida, you, too, can have the top-news slot in Tucson, Ariz.
This article appears in Mar 25-31, 2010.

Well, Nick Smith, actually if you go the salon wearing a mask and have the nerve, the subtle sense of humor, that is to say, the unmitigated gall to stick them up (and so many many, other (14) Old Pueblo tres chic tres tacky businesses) you will get what amounts to 24/7 scrutiny by…
the mirror?