Blog correspondent Garrett informs Weekly World Central that the Carl’s Jr./Green Taco at Wilmot and Grant roads caught on fire and is a smoldering mess. As of 2 p.m. Sunday, fire crews are on the scene and using the fire hydrants in the adjacent Costco parking lot. He reports that the area is a “mess.” We recommend waiting a day or two to make your Costco run.
UPDATE: Here’s a pic from Garrett. Click on the pic for a larger image.
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2007.

OMG!
(upon seeing the smokey grease plume at 0650, Red Star initially worried, “The sound of freedom … it crashed and burned…while…while…reahearsing…????” OMG, OMG!)
But no!
Red Star’s favorite from this incredibly exciting, dramatic, edgy weekend was KOLD Channel 13’s, Suleika Acosta, who, covering some big deal dumb ass power outage, told her crew to, “turn off the lights.” They did so and she told us, “See, that’s just how dark it is out here at this time.” Someday you will view this in HDTV! yep,yep,yep