American Burger Kings Need More Unicorns

Dan GibsonDecember 13, 2011June 4, 2022

It would appear the Burger King by my house no longer sells Chicken Fries, so I have no reason to go there, but if I could be promised unicorns and DJ’s spinning giant hamburgers as records like they apparently have at the Russian locations, I could probably be convinced to stop by.

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This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.

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Brad Poole says:

December 13, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Burger King is clearly much more fun in Russia. Do you have Beastie Boy look-alikes in YOUR Burger King? Not.

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