It’s still very strange to me that someone would campaign against a show portraying some Muslims in Michigan to be just as boring as most Americans everywhere when the same network’s Toddlers & Tiaras exists, making the entire human race look bad. Still, you have to admire a six year old with a wicked head swivel and an addiction to Mountain Dew.
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.

1. Take off.
2. Nuke the site from orbit.
3. Be sure.