Cover Story
Ballot Box Basics
At a recent forum, Ben Buehler-Garcia, a Republican who is seeking to unseat Tucson City Councilwoman Karin Uhlich, warned the crowd that next month’s election wasn’t going to include much in the way of fireworks. “It’s going to be a very vanilla election,” Buehler-Garcia said. He got that right. The two citizen initiatives that might…
This Stupid Shutdown Is Screwing With Craft Beer
It would appear that the Republican Party is unwilling to deal with the mad men prepared to drive the country straight off a cliff, and while an impending credit default, the totally screwed-up inability of the government to pay death benefits to the families of those killed in combat, the closing of the national parks,…
New Downtown Venue Exploded View is Playing ‘Blank City’ Tonight
Last Saturday I had the pleasure of attending a new hotspot for experimental cinema in downtown Tucson. Exploded View, 197 Toole Ave., is an art gallery, music space and “microcinema”. Portraits of visionary experimental filmmakers by local artist Danny Martin dot the walls, films are projected on a blank wall, and it seats around 45…
Centennial Hall Goes Churchy With “Sister Act”
Joan Marcus The traveling cast of ‘Sister Act’ Somebody say Amen! And may blessings abound for Broadway in Tucson, which has opened its season with an exuberant touring production of the hit Sister Act. The show first rocked out on the Broadway stage in 2011, picked up five Tony nominations and has been beckoning the…
Are You in a Promising Local Rock Band? You Should Apply for the Great Cover-Up
The Great Cover-Up is one of my favorite events each year, mostly because it’s just a lot of fun. Local bands covering famous acts, sometimes reverently, sometimes tongue-somewhat-in-cheek over a few nights with the proceeds going to a good cause? What’s not to like? For the fifteenth edition of the event, scheduled for three local…
The Food Truck Diaries, Volume 33: Christo’s Greek Food
I noticed that a new food truck that has popped up on my walk to treat myself to an undeserved vanilla chocolate dipped cone from Dairy Queen on Fourth Ave. and Sixth St. This white food truck with dangling blue Christmas lights illuminating “Christo’s Greek Food” in the Plush Tucson parking lot caught my wandering…
Goodbye DV8, and Hello Club XS!
After 28 years D-V8 club owners change venue name to Club XS. Courtesy of shutterstock.com I hear that the club is going focus more on live performances instead strictly DJ club music and the occasional high profile rapper performances. Personally, I have never been to the venue but this change sounds interesting. All my musician…
How Are You Going to Celebrate International Fisting Day?
Fluxx Studio & Gallery is celebrating International Fisting Day on Oct. 21 and you should too. Sometimes the press release writes itself: October 21st marks the THIRD annual International Fisting Day, where bloggers, artists, activists, journalists, and fisting lovers all over the world come together to celebrate this beloved and controversial sex act. We hope…
The First Installment of Club Congress’ Free Concert Marathon is Tonight
Club Congress, in tandem with Stateside Presents and Jalph.net, is hosting a (so far) three show concert series and everyone wins because it’s absolutely free. Tonight brings the first edition of the free concert marathon, with excellent shoegaze mope-rockers Pure X. The Austin, Texas group brings the droning bliss with fellow Texans Silent Land Time…
UPDATE: Emergency Press Conference Today to Address Yesterday TPD, Border Patrol Mess at Southside Presbyterian
Update: One of the people arrested during the protest outside Southside Presbyterian Church, Mari Galup, is being charged with assaulting a federal officer and will be arraigned today at the DeConcini Federal Courthouse at 1 p.m. There will be an emergency press conference to take place noon today at Southside Presbyterian Church on 317 W.…
Could You, Would You Have Sex in a Box?
Here’s an idea: How about you have sex (privately) in a box in front of a live studio audience and then have an intelligent, adult conversation about your experience with a panel comprised of sex wizards? The Stranger and The Weekly’s very own Dan Savage is regular on a new television show across the pond called…
Brad Pitt And David Fincher Are Going To Make A Movie About Promiscuous Teenage Mutants
Snuggled in the back of this lengthy article on Brad Pitt and his production company is a choice nugget of information. Pitt’s production company, Plan B, is planning on adapting Charles Burns’ comic book series Black Hole for the big screen, with Fight Club director David Fincher at the helm. From The Hollywood Reporter: The…
Grijalva Gets Disobedient, Arrested at Washington Immigration Rally
Congressman Raul Grijalva’s Washington, D.C. office confirmed the congressman was arrested today, although office spokesman Adam Sarvana said he doesn’t know what Grijalva was charged with after he was arrested at an immigration reform rally today. Here's @RepRaulGrijalva getting arrested during a demonstration to push for immigration reform. pic.twitter.com/t5SO5urHRd— Alan Gomez (@alangomez) October 8, 2013…
Pay Attention to “Bus Stop Dreams”
©Kathleen Dreier, Esens Photography Tucson photographer Kathleen Dreier’s atest project, Bus Stop Dreams, is quintessentially Tucson: Dreier approaches people at bus stops, asks them where they are going and what they hope for in the future. From Dreier’s blog: It is a project that I hope connects all of us to our common humanity of…
5 Tips to Successful Plantings in REALLY BIG POTS
Super-jumbo pots in my book are those that are at least 32 inches in diameter. I often have to chuckle to myself when I ask someone, “What size pot do you have?” They tell me it is a “really big pot” and when I ask them to measure it, they say it is 18” or…
Is The Ku Klux Klan Making a Come Back… in Tucson?
There has been some chatter about a pathetic, racist club from North Carolina is recruiting here in Tucson. Two applications to join the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan were sighted on the eastside, according to Tucson News Now. Of course you’re never going to see what they look like because they are masked…
Tucson Comic-Con Tickets Are On Sale
Tucson Comic-Con is right around the corner and you know what that means. It’s almost time for you to dress up like your favorite comic book character for two days Nov. 2 and 3 at the Tucson Convention Center, 260 S. Church Ave. I regularly attend San Diego Comic-Con and various other show around the…
Rep. Brenda Barton: Obama Is a Lot Like Hitler
Hank Stephenson of the Arizona Capitol Times catches up with state Rep. Brenda Barton, who got national attention for comparing President Barack Obama to Adolph Hitler in a Facebook post: But in a telephone interview with the Arizona Capitol Times, Barton stood by the comments, saying the comparison between Obama and Hitler was apt, at…
AZ Illustrated Politics: Uhlich vs. Buehler-Garcia in City Council Forum
Friday’s AZ Illustrated Politics featured what’s likely to be the only major televised debate between the candidates running for Ward 3 Tucson City Council seat, incumbent Democrat Karin Uhlich and Republican challenger Ben Buehler-Garcia. I asked them about ways to improve the city’s business climate, where to find money to fix streets, whether the City…
Buy a Dodge. Why? Because Ron Burgundy Said So.
This makes me want to retire my scooter, buy a Dodge Durango and play jazz flute. Dodge released the first six ads with WIll Ferrell as the greatest fictional news anchor of all time, Ron Burgundy. This is a cross promotion for the highly anticipated Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues that’s schedule to hit theaters in…
Free Improv Comedy Show at Plush Tonight
Tonight Jacob Breckenridge and Pauly Casillas are hosting their free monthly comedy show The Switch at Plush Tucson, 340 E. Sixth St. Doors open at 9 p.m. This isn’t your regular comedy show because the comedians can’t perform their regular material. Pauly and Jacob throw up topics on a screen and the comedian has to make a joke…
Jada Pinkett Smith’s Metal Band is Coming to The Rock
Wicked Wisdom is headlining next Thursday at The Rock. I was a bit shocked to hear that Jada created a metal band, but I listed to her music and I was impressed. Click here to listen to all the tracks from Wicked Wisdom’s 2006 self titled album for free. Here’s your chance to throw up…
Broadway Bombshell
The project to redo Broadway Boulevard took a bizarre turn on Wednesday, when Pima County Administrator Chuck Huckelberry lobbed a bombshell at city transportation planners. In a brief, terse memo, Huckelberry announced that the county might withhold its $25 million contribution to the $71 million project, if the citizens task force now hashing over the…
FORCE is Here to Educate You on BDSM
Welcome to the world of BDSM. FORCE Facebook Event Page Feminists Organized to Resist, Create, and Empower is presenting Censored Series- The World of BDSM 6:30 p.m. Oct. 8 at the U of A Women’s Resource Center located in the Student Union Memorial Center, 1303 E. University Blvd suite 404 (in the CSIL). This new…
What if God Was One of Us? ‘Sacred Presence’ Kicks Off Pride Week
Many mainstream faiths believe that people are made in The Creator’s image, and we are all very much loved. If God our parent is capable of consternation, though, surely the bigotry and violence humans inflict on each other must make freewill seem like a questionable gift. In the face of some of the worst kind…
Arizona Republic Reporters Told to Work From Starbucks or McDonald’s
Did somebody say work from McDonald’s? The Arizona Republic is giving their reporters a laptop and letting them loose into the wild. Yesterday The Phoenix Business Journal reported that Arizona Republic editors told 20 of their journalist they can work from Starbucks or McDonald’s because they have free wi-fi. Top Republic editors met with reporters from…
The WildCat is Coming to Get You
Boston Dynamics — the makers of the Alpha Dog and the loveable Cheetah robot — is introducing their new creation, the WildCat. This war machine can turn, back up and run up to 16 miles per hour. Why can’t they make a life saving doctor robot with Johnny-Five’s personality? Some humans are capable of running at a…
Adopt a Dog or Cat From The Humane Society of Southern Arizona
Now through the end of the year, all dog, cat, puppy and kitten adoptions are only $50 at the Humane Society of Southern Arizona. Animals six years or older are free, but there’s a $16 county licensing for dogs. If you are thinking about picking up a free companion, please consider buy something or consider donating…
Brad Upton is in Town, Two Nights Only
Brad Upton is one of those under appreciated comic’s comic that should be on your comedian bucket list. Luckily you don’t have book a cruise to see him because he’s at Laffs Comedy Caffé this weekend. Brad Upton in a past winner of the Las Vegas Comedy Festival and appeared recently at Caesar’s Palace as part…
Win Free Tickets to Ballet Tucson Fall Concert
We are giving away two pairs of tickets to attend the Ballet Tucson Fall concert on Oct. 13 at the Stevie Eller Dance Theatre, 1713 E. University Blvd. The gala starts on Oct. 11 at 6:30 p.m. Here are the performances you can expect to see: Dracula – choreography by Mark Schneider Under My Skin (world…
Skaters Gonna Skate…
Tucson, I don’t think you’re ready for this. I’m not going to lie, but I have been waiting for this all week. Here’s the skinny, tonight Skaters Gonna Skate from 10:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. at Skate Country, 7980 E. 22nd St. DJ Herm and Ronnie Hardcase is hosting and providing some bitch’n jams while you…
Pedersen Prep Football Preview
Welcome, class, to Power Points 101. Today we will make no attempts to explain the convoluted power point system the Arizona Interscholastic Association uses to determine high school playoff qualifiers and their postseason seeding, mostly because neither the AIA or points administrator MaxPreps will divulge just what goes into its “proprietary algorithm.” All we know…
AZ Illustrated Politics Tonight: Tucson City Council Candidate Forum
Tonight on AZ Illustrated Politics: Democratic incumbent Councilwoman Karin Uhlich and Republican challenger Ben Buehler-Garcia will meet for a half-hour forum to talk about the future of Tucson. You can watch it at 6:30 p.m. on PBS 6. I’ll be moderating the exchange. You can learn more about the candidates in this week’s cover story.
ASU Football: If You Can’t Fill It, Demolish It
Apparently, that sweet Living Social deal for tickets to the season opener didn’t work out as well as planned for Arizona State University’s football team. The Arizona Republic reported today that ASU plans to tear out a chunk of the upper deck in Sun Devil Stadium in January in what’s being explained as separate from…
Free Drinks and Rides at The Uber Launch Party
Looking to get around Tucson? The Uber launch party is going on tonight from 5:30-8 p.m. at the Playground Bar & Lounge, 278 E Congress St. One of the organizers sent us an email saying there will be free drinks and rides. Get more information and RSVP here. Uber : Everyone’s Private Driver from Uber…
UA Police Tweeted an Alert About Man Possibly Armed Near McKale Garage
At approximately 2:47 p.m. a hispanic male with a rifle was reported to be seen near the University Arizona on the first floor of the McKale garage. Avoid area of McKale Garage, report of hispanic male, dark clothing, backpack & rifle on 1st level of garage. — UofAZPolice (@UofAZPolice) October 3, 2013 The garage is…
Heads Up Gorehounds, The Tucson Terrorfest Horror Film Festival Has Annouced Their Schedule Of Films
Who doesn’t love watching horror films in October? There’s nothing like tossing back some candy, carving up a pumpkin and planning costumes while watching a few spooky flicks. Thankfully, for three days at downtown’s Screening Room, the Tucson Terrorfest (now in it’s third year) has you covered. They’ve just announced the line-up, and golly gee…
Border Patrol Agents Pay May be Affected During Government Shutdown
TIM VANDERPOOL By: Chad Garland/Cronkite News ServiceOriginally published: Oct 3, 2013 – 7:09 am WASHINGTON — The government shutdown is no shutdown for border patrol agents, whose law enforcement and life-saving duties do not take a hiatus — even though their pay might. While Congress acted quickly to ensure that military pay continues uninterrupted, the…
Our Southern Arizona Representative on “Top Chef” Got Bounced
Tough break for Ramon Bojorquez, the chef originally from Rio Rico competing on Top Chef: New Orleans. To avoid killing people via temperature-born bacteria in his too-hot dashi, he ended up diluting the broth with ice, making his the worst dish on the series’ first episode. He does still have a chance to redeem himself…
CD1: Tobin Announces Challenge to US Rep. Ann Kirkpatrick
As we predicted in this week’s Skinny column, Arizona House Speaker Andy Tobin announced today that he wants to challenge Congresswoman Ann Kirkpatrick in Congressional District 1. Tobin, who lives near but not in CD1, blamed Kirkpatrick for the ongoing government shutdown—and in particular, for the current “closed” sign at the Grand Canyon. “There could…
Weeknight with Vampire Weekend
C. Elliott Vampire Weekend at Rialto Theatre, Oct. 1, 2013 It would be so much fun to be able to say “Vampire Weekend sucks,” and I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to think that. Alas, it’ll never happen. They had me with “Oxford Comma.” The uber-hip duo et. al. sold out the Rialto Theatre…
What You Missed Out on Last Night
Last night we gave away tickets at Tap & Bottle to see Red Barat this Friday at The Rialto Theatre. This was my first time attending the fine establishment and I was thoroughly impressed with the selection of beer and the overall look. Looking forward to their breakfast brunch next Sunday. I’d like to thank…
DVD Roundup
After Earth A legendary warrior (the legendary—just ask him—Will Smith) and his teen son (Jaden Smith) find themselves stranded on dumb ol’ Earth 1,000 years after humans escaped the planet, facing hostile animals, aliens and ticket-buying audiences. (Sony) Chucky: The Complete Collection Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of…
T Q & A
Bill Mackey Troll through Amazon long enough and you’ll find there’s a book on just about every topic. Except street intersections. Local architect and UA djunct professor Bill Mackey, 44, has filled in that void with Guess That Intersection: Tucson, a tome that chronicles more than 60 of the city street grid’s many blacktop confluences.…
Flying Farce
The term “jet set” had been hatched, overused and had passed into meaninglessness before the young people featured in the University of Arizona’s theater program’s Boeing Boeing had even been born. But the young thespians gamely embrace inhabiting a time in which playboys guiltlessly carry on with a revolving door of beautiful “airline hostesses,” aka…
We (Probably) Endorse No One
Believe it or not, it’s time for the every-other-year City Council elections, with three seats theoretically up for grabs. Jim Nintzel looks at the two contested races in our cover story this week: Karin Uhlich’s rematch with Ben Buehler-Garcia in Ward Three and Richard Fimbres’ near-certain conquering of Mike Polak in Ward Five. The city…
True TV
Spell Talk The Millers Thursday, Oct. 3 (CBS) Series Debut: When news reporter Nathan (Will Arnett) gets a divorce, it inspires his father (Beau Bridges) to leave his wife of 43 years (Margo Martindale); the occasionally hilarious fallout wrecks the lives of Nathan, his sister and even his cameraman (J.B Smoove). As expected from too-big-to-fail…
Cover Your Eyes, Elmo
Puppets Amongus will open its second season at The Playhouse with a Puppet Cabaret on Saturday night. And it’s definitely not for kids. “People are starting to see puppetry as a great format for adult, sophisticated art that’s perfect for multidisciplinary artists,” says Matt Cotten, who founded Puppets Amongus with his wife, Sarah. The company,…
Southside Showdown
Republican Mike Polak decided one day that he’s seen enough of the problems around Tucson and was going to run for the City Council. So he went downtown and signed up as a candidate. “I saw the roads,” Polak says. “I saw how the job market was. Our public safety response times and high crimes…
Hoping It’s Not Too Late
Landscape painter Betina Fink loves taking her students to paint in the canyons and valleys and riversheds of southern Arizona. One of her favorite locations is free-flowing Cienega Creek, and another is Empire Ranch. Lately, though, she’s gone again and again to the Santa Rita Mountains to paint. “It’s so incredibly beautiful there,” she says.…
Wild Belle and Saint Rich
WILD BELLE AND SAINT RICH CLUB CONGRESS Monday, Sept. 30 It has been a banner year for Merge Records. Other than Polvo’s long un-awaited comeback album, they’ve been batting a very high average, most recently with Saint Rich’s Beyond the Drone. This quintet played the kind of rock ‘n’ roll that would’ve been labeled as…
City and Colour: The Hurry and the Harm
The Hurry and the Harm is a calming, meditative album about the power of simplicity and gratitude in life. What’s most fascinating about the album is that Dallas Green, the man behind City and Colour (and also singer for the hardcore/emo Alexisonfire), chose not to present this batch of songs as simple and spare acoustic…
Media Watch
WAGNER BACK AS CLEAR CHANNEL GM Debbie Wagner will again handle the day-to-day operations of Clear Channel’s radio cluster in Tucson. Wagner has spent two stints in the Old Pueblo already. She was in the cluster’s top chair in the late ’90s and again from 2003 to 2009. From there, Wagner was briefly transferred to…
Red Baraat: Big Talk
This Brooklyn-based octet blasts an immediately engaging combination of bhangra rhythms, New Orleans brass and funky hip-hop. The band is fronted by MC Sunny Jain, who also plays the trademark dhol, a large hand-held drum that is a mainstay in Punjabi music, as well as on most Bollywood soundtracks. This ensemble is a party ready…
Ask A Mexican!
Dear Mexican: I’m a Mexican-American Catholic that is really upset about something I saw after Mass last night. As I waited for my son to come out of Confirmation class (yes, I had already attended Mass myself), I noticed something really odd. I saw a grocery cart parked by a curb. It was odd because…
The Idan Raichel Project: Quarter to Six
Stately piano melodies, gentle twists of guitar, muted percussion and a tasteful global groove are among the ingredients in the pan-ethnic music of Israeli musician and composer Idan Raichel, whose fourth album combines elements from African, Latin American, Caribbean, and Middle Eastern styles. Raichel is an accordionist-turned-pianist, and you can still hear a little of…
Sauces and Slow Service
Tucson doesn’t have much in the way of options for Guatemalan food — in fact, the only option is the same one that’s been around for more than 20 years now a Maya Quetzal on Fourth Avenue. The colorful building (inside and out) is showing its age and some signs of wear, but it’s still…
Supplies Down South
I can see Mexico from my backyard these days, which seems like a Sarah Palin reference but is actually just simple truth. Mr. Smith has gone on the road for a few months, landing for now on 24 empty acres near Coronado National Monument with high-desert grassland sloping gently down about five miles south to…
Drifting Off Course
The story of the epic Formula One rivalry between James Hunt and Niki Lauda in the ’70s is full of seemingly impossible twists and turns. Rush, Ron Howard’s film chronicling that rivalry, doesn’t serve this incredible story well. It’s one of those period pieces where you feel the emotion behind every wig and every attempt…
The Rematch
Elections don’t come much closer than the last battle between Tucson City Councilwoman Karin Uhlich and her challenger, Republican Ben Buehler-Garcia. When all the ballots were counted in 2009, Uhlich prevailed by just 175 votes. And so this year, Buehler-Garcia is taking another shot at unseating Uhlich. “In 2009, I ran for City Council because…
No Surprises
Director Shane Salerno is quite taken with his subject, the author J.D. Salinger, though not in an obviously academic or even investigative way. Salerno, one of Hollywood’s youngest rapid overachievers 15 years ago, has devoted years on the side to this project, releasing the documentary Salinger alongside a book of the same name. Salinger, of…
Fire Woman
Every now and then a band emerges from the underground to remind us why dark, heavy music matters. Right now, the band breathing twisted life into the stoner-doom genre is Demon Lung, emitting sonic gloom from its neon desert home in Las Vegas. With Shanda Fredrick’s gothic voice, Phil Burns’ coffin-splintering guitar riffs and Jeremy…
Fear and Loathing on Broadway
It was a jargon junkie’s jamboree, chock-full with stakeholders, modalities, repurposing, way-finding, performance measures and facilitators galore. Then came the consultants, no doubt relishing their fiscal empowerment in this project to redo—or rather, re-envision—a bustling stretch of Broadway Boulevard between Euclid Avenue and Country Club Road. Before shovel hits dirt, those meeting planners and roadway…
Nine Questions
Jake Broido is a 22-year-old musician, film director, concert promoter, philosophy student and all-around cool dude. As a freshman at UA, Broido began his own company, On Deck Media Group, which is the umbrella for most of the projects he’s worked on. Check them out at jakebroidocreations.com or YouTube.com/jakebroido. What was the first concert you attended?…
No Parade to Rain On
For Tucsonan Kevin DeCook, the fact there isn’t going to be a Pride parade to coincide with the Tucson Pride event on Saturday, Oct. 12 is a tragedy, but the former Tucson Pride board member said it’s merely only one of a series of issues this year that’s resulted in a troubling revolving door of…
Noshing Around
Midway Madness Molina’s Midway, 1138 N. Belvedere Ave., has extended its summer promotion of offering items from its original 1953 menu—at the original 1953 price—every Tuesday. We’re talking about chicken enchiladas for 45 cents, and 50-cent green chile chimis. The promotion now runs through Dec. 23. It’s your chance to get authentic Mexican food that’s…
City Week
Humanities Are Hot Revival of the Fittest: Humanities Edition Monday to Friday, Oct. 7 to Oct. 11 University of Arizona 626-4319; humanities.arizona.edu Bookworms and intellectuals, rejoice! The University of Arizona’s annual Humanities Week is returning for the sixth year, bringing literature, languages, comedy, poetry and even a fiesta to the UA campus. In light of…
Cut a Check
The first time I attended a high school football game in Arizona was on a date. It was 19 years ago, and I was making my first trip to Phoenix with the girl that I’d eventually divorce and squabble over custody with. We went to Mountain Pointe High School to watch her alma mater, St.…
Throwback City
From Thursday to Sunday, Oct. 3 to 6, the Tucson Historic Preservation Foundation is celebrating the second annual Tucson Modernism Week in commemoration of the city’s rich architectural heritage. It’s midcentury modern heritage, to be exact. “Tucson transformed after World War II,” said Demion Clinco, president of the foundation. According to Clinco, Tucson experienced an…
Prezelski
Let me start by making something clear. Arizona Superintendent of Public Instruction John Huppenthal is someone I almost never agree with. I do not agree with his vision of what the state is, where it should be, or even the way he practices politics. This is a nice way of saying that he generally pisses…
Danehy
Michael Steward has left Tucson in search of basketball coaching glory. I will miss the hell out of him, and while I wish him nothing but the best, it didn’t have to be this way. I’ve known Stew (as everybody refers to him) for more than 20 years. I was running an adult basketball league…
FEELIN’ ALRIGHT
Thanks very much to Gene Armstrong for filling in for me here the last two weeks and, as always, doing a bang-up job. Second, consider this a gentle reminder to all local bands and musicians that submissions are currently being accepted for the 15th annual Great Cover-Up, for which local acts perform brief sets of…
Police Dispatch
TALKED OFF A LEDGE AND INTO JAIL RINCON BEATAUG. 27, 1:27 A.M. Psychedelic mushrooms caused a man to go berserk and use a lighting fixture as sporting equipment, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report. Deputies were contacted about a young man running up and down the stairs of his apartment complex and in…
The Skinny
THE CLOSERS As of our deadline, the federal government is shut down. We’ll see how long this silliness goes on, but we tend to agree with the pundits who argue that it’s probably best to have this fight now rather than a bigger fight over the debt limit in a few weeks. Unless, of course,…
