Dec 27, 2012 – Jan 2, 2013

Dec 27, 2012 - Jan 2, 2013 / Vol. 29 / No. 45

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2012: A Real Cliffhanger

Our Favorite Headlines of 2012 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? We’re Not Paying Enough Attention to ADHD —The Washington Post TOO MUCH INFORMATION Do Olympic Swimmers Pee in the Pool? ‘Nearly 100 Percent’ Do, Says Former U.S. National Team Member —The Huffington Post HOW WOULD A SUIT, ER, FIT EXACTLY? Los Angeles Mandates Condoms for Porn…

There Were More Soldier Suicides Than Deaths in Combat in 2012

In 2012, there were more suicides than combat deaths among the ranks of the Army, according to Stars and Stripes. According to a report from the Department of the Army, the 303 suicides among active duty, reserve and National Guard soldiers through November was significantly greater than the 212 killed in Afghanistan through Dec. 7.…

Miyazaki Happiness at the Loft this Month

You know what makes me happy? Anything made by Hayao Miyazaki (and a few other things). Get to the Hayao Miyazaki: A Studio Ghibli Retrospective at The Loft this month: All through the month of January, The Loft Cinema is proud to present a nationally-touring retrospective series celebrating the work of legendary, Oscar-winning filmmaker Hayao…

Beyond Tucson Returns: Get Outdoors Tucson, Gabe Would Love It

Gabe Zimmerman, the late constituent’s services director for former U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords who was killed during the shooting tragedy of Jan. 8, 2011, loved the outdoors. When we interviewed his father Ross last year for our Jan. 8 one-year anniversary issue, he talked about Gabe’s love of hiking, saying that his son had hiked…

Get Crazy!

When it comes to New Year’s Eve movies, the options are pretty blah. The Poseidon Adventure is hokey fun, but it’s just a disaster film with a NYE backdrop. The less said about 200 Cigarettes, the better. There is one movie, however, that perfectly embodies the rush, excitement and sometimes chaos that ringing in the…

Green Day Reschedules Tour, Disses Arizona (For Now)

As we all know by now, Green Day was forced to postpone its scheduled 2012-2013 tour dates so frontman Billie Joe Armstrong could enter treatment for substance abuse. The timing couldn’t have been worse: He checked himself in just two days before the release of ¡Uno!, the first of three albums released at the tail…

New Year’s Eve’s Giant Disco Ball

Jim Nintzel The largest disco ball in North American history was under construction this afternoon at Hotel Congress in advance of the big Studio 54 New Year’s Eve party tonight. That sounds like fun, as do the big downtown dance parties at the Rialto Theatre and Playground; Paula Poundstone’s set at the Fox Theatre; and…

Rejoice! The Return of ‘Arrested Development’ Has Been Announced!

As someone who spent far too much time watching the antics of the Bluth family during my college years, I’m unhealthily excited about the future prospect of watching the return of Arrested Development this May. From CraveOnline.com: Fox briefly posted the 14 episode names and the premiere date of May 4, 2013 on their press…

Parlour to Open Jan. 1

I had reported on Parlour here in Noshing around a few weeks back, peering in the window, and hoping it wasn’t a long “soon” on when they would open. Per their Facebook page here, the new frozen yogurt place on Fourth Avenue will be opening Jan 1. Looking at the flavors on their website (www.theparlourtucson.com)…

Post New Years Hangover Cure: Food Trucks at Himmel Park

On Tuesday, January 1st, a gaggle of food trucks will be gathering at Himmel Park, 2650 E. First St., to feed your post-New Year festivities hunger. Scheduled to appear from 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. are: MaFooCo, Jamie’s Bitchen Kitchen, Stolen Recipe BBQ, Smokin’ Hot BBQ, Chef’s Kitchen, and more. Put on your sunglasses and…

Godhunter to take Tucson metal to seven states

In two weeks local Tucson sludge favorite Godhunter will be embarking on a tour that will take them from Los Angeles to New Orleans. It’s good to see Tucson metal getting out and around other cities, and they will be playing 23 dates over two months, including SXSW. The tour will come through Tucson Feb.…

Hasbro Caves To Internet, Creates Boy-Friendly Easy-Bake Oven

Last month, 13-year-old McKenna Pope went with her mother to buy an Easy-Bake Oven for her 4 year old brother, who had shown an interest in warming food up with a light bulb—and was unhappy with the fact that the ovens only came in bright, feminine colors. So, she made an issue of it, launching…

Nine Inch Nails and Nine Pound Balls Tonight at Industrial Bowling

No idea why we haven’t talked about this event already, but tonight’s Industrial Bowling event at Golden Pin Lanes seems like one of the most unique evenings of entertainment to occur at a bowling center in some time. $5 gets you three games of bowling and shoe rental (not a bad deal, really), but you…

Hey, Senators! Shut Up About Having to Come Back to Work!

Today in fake problems: Senators complaining that they had to come back to Washington, cutting their holiday vacations short, to fix a problem entirely of their own stubborn creation: But for once, those lawmakers were fully united, if only around their sadness and frustration at being stuck in Washington in a holiday week, peering over…

Talking Comics: Amazing Spider-Man #700

This week Cynthia and Bobby tackle the death of everyone’s favorite arachnerd, Peter Parker! That’s right, True Believers…Peter Parker is DEAD (kind of). Watch the video for details: Find Heroes and Villains online: Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Pheed,

A Love Note: ‘Grandma’s Gorditas’

From the fine folks at Tucson Meet Yourself, their latest online newsletter features a video from one of Maribel Alvarez’s UA folklore students that’s worth your time (don’t blame us if it makes you hungry and in the mood to listen to more Agustin Lara): Food and Love. The two have been connected through the…

This Holiday Season, Did You Keep it Local?

So how many of you out there shopped local this holiday season? I know I tried my best, but while running errands with my mom one day, I realized that in preparing for the holidays there’s not much you can do except buy local — masa for the tamales (Alejandro’s for us), extra tortillas for…

Top Picks

Lists, lists, everywhere. Every publication on planet Earth is publishing best-of lists at this time of year—and we’re no different. We’ve asked some of our resident music writers about their favorite albums of 2012, and here’s what they gave us. Another round of writers will weigh in next week. Gene Armstrong (in alphabetical order) Fiona…

Nine Questions

Alanna Thompson was raised in Sierra Vista and couldn’t wait to move to the big city of Tucson. She is a histology technician, which combines chemistry, art and the science of pathology to make beautiful microscopic images of flesh-eating bacteria, fungus and yucky cancers. She is the proud owner of three rambunctious mutts that needed…

Editor’s Note

For 520 or so issues of the Tucson Weekly, the editor’s chair has offered me an interesting vantage point on Tucson media. I have watched various sources come (TucsonSentinel.com) and go (the Tucson Citizen). I have watched other media slowly wither away. (The Arizona Daily Star today is a fraction of what it was in…

A Heart Full of Love

This review comes to you from a man who loves a good musical—and is a diehard fan of Les Misérables. Haters of movie musicals everywhere, I beseech you: Give this one a chance! Lovers of this musical … unite! The movie is a blast! Les Misérables, based on the Victor Hugo novel set in 19th-century…

Danehy

In 2012, a year in which Americans restored my faith in America, these were a few of my favorite things. (As always, I’m not saying that these things are the best. Those determinations are made by people who are paid to be pompous, pedantic and pontificating. I’m only paid to be pugnacious and to piss…

Lackluster Spaghetti

Quentin Tarantino unleashes all hell in Django Unchained, which features the gratuitous violence, uncanny dialogue and twisted sense of humor that has become his stock in trade. But it lacks the polish and craftsmanship he displayed in the Kill Bill movies and Inglourious Basterds. Part of that sloppiness could be intentional; QT is summoning not…

Gargulinski

The world did not end on Dec. 21, as all of the fear-fueled hype predicted. Damn. Although doomsday has seemingly come and gone with nary a hiccup in the overall scheme of things, don’t worry—there is still plenty to fear. Society makes sure of it. Ours has become a paranoid lot, fearing everything from the…

Top Ten in Cinema

1. Ted Universal 2. The Bourne Legacy Universal 3. The Dark Knight Rises Warner Bros. 4. Men in Black 3 Sony 5. Lawless Starz/Anchor Bay 6. Beasts of the Southern Wild Fox Searchlight 7. Ice Age: Continental Drift 20th Century Fox 8. Hope Springs Sony 9. The Odd Life of Timothy Green Disney 10. Total…

Mailbag

Reader responses to the “Get Out of Town!” issue … is karma coming around for cigarette smokers?

Now Showing at Home

Trouble With the Curve (Blu-ray) WARNER MOVIE D SPECIAL FEATURES C BLU-RAY GEEK FACTOR 3 (OUT OF 10) Clint Eastwood had originally stated that 2008’s Gran Torino would be his final acting gig. Then filmmakers, including friend and frequent co-worker Robert Lorenz—making his directorial debut—convinced the squinting man to come out of thespian retirement. Clint…

Demolition Dilemma

Condemned by contrasting notions of progress, the empty buildings dot Broadway Boulevard’s northern flanks like a melancholy death row, their windows vacant, their signs faded into oblivion. Purchased by the city over the past two decades, they’ve long been slated for demolition, collateral damage in an ambitious plan to widen Broadway between Euclid Avenue and…

Quaint Café

Campbell Avenue is now home to another eatery—and oh, what a pleasant little spot it is. Amelia Grey’s was once buried deep in the bowels of an antique mall on Speedway Boulevard, but earlier in 2012, it moved to Campbell Avenue, just south of Fort Lowell Road. The move was a great thing, both for…

A Strange Trip

When Roque Daniel Planas heard how the Tucson Unified School District went about banning the books used in the district’s former Mexican-American studies classes, he knew he had to come to Tucson. Planas—now associate editor for Latino Voices on The Huffington Post—worked as a Web reporter for Fox News Latino when he came to Tucson…

Noshing Around

Thunder Canyon — Downtown is nearing completion … 17th Street Market is downsizing … Create Café and Catering isn’t what it used to be (literally) … a new spot to get breakfast on the Avenue

Help Wanted

At this time of year, in the depths of winter, there’s not even a hint that dawn is near when day-laborers start heading out from their homes to search for work. The destination for many local day-laborers sits inside the Southside Presbyterian Church, 317 W. 23rd St. Every weekday morning, the Southside Worker Center—consisting of…

Police Dispatch

Losing the lottery (tickets) … a woman and her money are parted … a drunken minor gets friendly with local flora

Weekly Wide Web

I’m writing this on Friday, Dec. 21, after catching a recap of the National Rifle Association’s long-awaited response to the shooting in Newtown, Conn. I can’t believe what I’ve heard. The executive vice president and CEO of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre, took the stage immediately after remarks from David Keene, the organization’s president—remarks which basically…

City Week

Following through with your New Year fitness resolutions … learning the histories behind Tucson’s wedding gowns … Tucson Repertory Orchestra digs into the Music of the Masters, again … Market on the Move lands at Pueblo Magnet High School

Top Ten in Music

1. We Got Power! Hardcore Punk Scenes From 1980s Southern California (book) David Markey and Jordan Schwartz (Bazillion Points) 2. Inoculara/Godhunter Split 7″ (self-released) 3. A Rule Is to Break: A Child’s Guide to Anarchy (book) John Seven and Jana Christy (Manic D) 4. Fish Karma/Al Perry American 7″ (Sapient) 5. Ugly Things No. 34…

Ronstadt Generations y Los Tucsonenses: Prelude (Ronstadt Record Co.)

Longtime Tucsonans know that music is only a part of the Ronstadt family business, right up there with hardware and public service. At the same time, there must be a responsibility inherent in maintaining the family brand to be interesting as well as good. By these standards, this album is an off-the-charts success. Prelude has…

Clinic: Free Reign (Domino)

Liverpool’s Clinic could never be accused of laziness. Since 2000’s Internal Wrangler, they have released an album every other year. Their rate of productivity has also been a source of criticism—specifically, that they always sound the same. (The fact that the band has always performed wearing surgical masks and scrubs doesn’t help.) However, this is…

T Q&A

On Saturday, Dec. 29, Pueblo Magnet High School will host a Market on the Move, a project started by the Phoenix-based 3000 Club that brings fresh produce for purchase to communities in Phoenix and Tucson. According to Ethel Luzario, the co-founder and CEO of the 3000 Club, for just a $10 donation, you can take…

Philip Shiozaki: Lightening of the Dark (Self-Released)

On his debut album, this experimental musician-composer uses only electric guitar and a bit of synthesizer to craft imaginative, impressionist watercolors of sound. Part of the appeal involves Shiozaki’s gentle, minimalist compositions, on which he explores hypnotic patterns and carefully paced structures. He inventively uses unusual guitar-tunings to re-create the sounds of a toy piano,…

Different Dimensions

It’s not every day that Matisse comes to town. Work by the glorious French painter (1869-1954) is making a rare appearance in Tucson. Henri Matisse: The Pasiphaé Series and Other Works on Paper is at the Tucson Museum of Art, but only for a few more weeks. Don’t go expecting anything like the acclaimed show…

Media Watch

Jim Arnold comes out of hiatus … the Pac-12 Networks are in the midst of union worker talks

Moody Metaphors

It has been three years since Jefferson Carter published his most-recent and deeply satisfying verse collection, My Kind of Animal. The themed poems gathered in Animal speak to the idea that man, another dumb beast, redeems himself with humor. Even accepting that a divine spark animates us, Carter consistently keeps his tongue in jowl. His…

Shame and Mary Jane

When I was 17, I flunked out of high school. It wasn’t a slow descent into failure, as it is with a lot of kids. It was an abrupt, spectacular, fail-every-class-my-senior-year crash into the deck. Despite the darkest, most-fervent efforts of my subconscious, I almost made it anyway, barely falling short of a D in…

Top Ten in Books

1. Flight Behavior: A Novel Barbara Kingsolver, Harper ($28.99) 2. A Thousand Mornings Mary Oliver, Penguin ($24.95) 3. A Very Hairy Christmas Susan Lowell, Rio Nuevo ($15.95) 4. Queen of America: A Novel Luis Alberto Urrea, Little, Brown and Company ($14.99) 5. Running the Rift: A Novel Naomi Benaron, Algonquin ($14.95) 6. Unlikely Friendships: 47…

Live

Although dreaded images of Grateful Dead spinoffs and/or knockoffs come to mind when the phrase “roots-rock” is uttered, My Jerusalem, along with Carlos Arzate and the Kind Souls, proved that the form has as many meanings as rock ‘n’ roll itself. A local supergroup of sorts, Carlos Arzate and the Kind Souls played a brief…

Standing with Wolves: Center for Biological Diversity

The Tucson-based Center for Biological Diversity filed formal notice of intent to sue U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to prevent them from capturing wolves that happen to visit us or New Mexico from Mexico. Here’s the press release: Lawsuit Launched to Challenge Feds’ Capture of Endangered Wolves That Enter Arizona or New Mexico SILVER CITY,…

Life Heats Up for Incoming TUSD School Board Members

When former Tucson Unified School District candidate Betts Putnam-Hidalgo stood before the TUSD board at the last special meeting for the closure and consolidation vote on Thursday, Dec. 20, she brought up a recent radio interview with newly elected board member Cam Juarez. On KVOI’s Buckmaster Show with Bill Buckmaster, Juarez said, “You have a…


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