Aug 17-23, 2006

Aug 17-23, 2006 / Vol. 23 / No. 25

Check Out Our Poll

OK, you’ve all been eagerly awaiting the numbers from the Tucson Weekly/Wick Communications Poll. Without further ado: Democrats: Gabrielle Giffords: 45 percent Patty Weiss: 27 percent Jeff Latas: 6 percent Alex Rodriguez: 1 percent Bill Johnson: 1 percent Francine Schacter: 1 percent Undecided: 20 percent OK, so the numbers add up to more than 100…

$1,000 Reward for Info About Missing Greyhounds

As the Tucson Greyhound Park investigation wheels turn slowly, a $1,000 reward has been posted for information about the 100-200 missing greyhounds. How can so many greyhounds go missing? Well, they can be disposed of and sold for a profit at research labs, used as wolf bait, sold to dog-fighting enthusiasts and other gruesome ways.…

Poll Dance

Yes, the rumors are true: The Tucson Weekly/Wick Communications Poll makes its debut tomorrow with a survey of who’s in the lead in the Democratic and Republican primaries in the Congressional District 8. The poll, conducted by Margaret Kenski of Arizona Opinion, is the first of three polls TW and its Southern Arizona sister newspapers…

Your Tuesday Morning News Update

— If you’re handicapped or frail, and you want to mail something at the Post Office without standing in line … well, you’re screwed. — Gosh, the topic of this Star story looks stunningly familiar. — George W. Bush takes a swipe at Democrats. Meanwhile, the American casualty count in Iraq approaches the number of…

Scott Merk Update

The last we heard, Scott Merk, the veteran facing an uncertain future due to crushing medical expenses arising from his degenerative disc disease, had not been evicted from his home. The Merk family blog said the eviction deadline came and went, and then Scott left a comment on the Tucson Weekly blog on Saturday about…

Your Monday Morning News Update

— Snakes on a Plane isn’t bringing in the box office everyone expected. But who cares about that? You want to know how James DiGiovanna feels about it, don’t you? Well, you have something to look forward to in this week’s Weekly! — Saddam’s on trial. Again. — The Star has taken the original, edgy…

Be Careful What You Wish For…

I hate chocolate, but I couldn’t help thinking that there are probably people out there who really wish they could experience something like this. Plus, the man was rescued with the help of cocoa butter. Sweet.

If Elected, He Promises To Seal the Arizona-New Mexico Border

The Skinny recently observed that Republican David Gowan, who is seeking one of two House seats in Legislative District 30, is dumber than a bag of hammers. We also predicted that he’d soon be mailing a hit piece targeting Rep. Marian McClure, the Republican incumbent who is seeking her fourth House term in LD30. (Even…

What’s Wrong With the Media

As I type this, CNN.com’s lead story is this, a piece on the JonBenet Ramsey case. The No. 2 story is this, about a judge finding the idiot warrantless NSA spying program unconstitutional. Um, so a 10-year-old murder case takes precedence over a hugely important constitutional matter. Other stories included on CNN.com’s top latest news…

The Skinny

BLOCKADE Democrat Gabby Giffords got hammered last week by Arizona Daily Star reporter Daniel Scarpinato, who thoroughly dissected “Blocked,” her TV spot boasting that she used a procedural maneuver to outwit Republicans who were introducing a budget proposal in 2003. Scarpinato pointed out that the budget bills that Giffords delayed with a quorum call ended…

Rhythm & Views

The thing about supergroups is they often are not actually super–they end up sounding like washed-out versions of the groups whose members they contain. Golden Smog, however, manages to avoid this fate, sounding exactly like a blend of its members: Jeff Tweedy from Wilco; Gary Louris and Marc Perlman of the Jayhawks; Kraig Jarret Johnson…

Rhythm & Views

Flesh-obsessed director Russ Meyer’s 1966 soft-core documentary Mondo Topless demonstrated a prurient fascination for inhumanly large breasts. The Jersey-stuck garage slobs bearing the same name crave similar carnal fantasies; they show this with lustful, organ-driven garage slop that immediately summons fantasies of horny, well-endowed strippers shimmying to sweaty jungle rhythms. Led by organ basher/vocalist Sam…

Police Dispatch

Caught In The Act Valencia and Mission Roads, July 29, 3:44 a.m. Authorities busted some teens who were allegedly smoking marijuana in a garage with the door wide open, a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report stated. An anonymous call came through that a group of kids were smoking in the garage. A deputy spotted the…

Tuttle

Breasts, stagnant water, desert destruction, voting machines: All offer hints our society’s going insane

Danehy

The casinos are bringing in boomer joy with musical blasts from the past

Noshing Around

Tucson Originals Reaches Out Tucson’s Krispy Kreme locations closed last week. If you are a former Krispy Kreme employee who’s looking for another job, contact Mitch Levy, owner of Cuvee World Bistro and vice president of Tucson Originals, an organization comprised of local independent restaurants that gives back to the community. Call 881-7577 or check…

Robert Shelton Speaks

On tuition increases: “… I’m sure tuition will go up, but what we need to do is make sure it’s rational, it’s planned, and that we couple it with financial aid so that we’re providing as much predictability, accessibility and affordability as we can. … It’s all this uncertainty that I think is very unfair…

Soundbites

SEIGEL AND DANEHY TALK SEX While in high school, I once had a boss at a record store who was one of the whitest, dorkiest, most socially awkward guys you could ever meet. How white and dorky was he? He grew up running his father’s miniature golf course, ferchrissakes. But his greatest musical love was…

Live

Gaza Strip, 5ft2, The Monster at Vaudeville Cabaret, Sunday, Aug. 13

Rhythm & Views

Veteran Algerian mixmaster Cheb I Sabbah had decades of a head start on producing global groove music, and he remains light years ahead of most of the pack. His last release, La Kahena, was a very personal return to the North African music of his youth; on La Ghriba: La Kahena Remixed, he hands the…


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