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Barking Mad: A Statement from The Werewolf Party On Werewolf Derangement Syndrome

The Werewolf Party’s leaders want you to know the werewolf must be left in his lair, undisturbed. There’s no way the werewolf will ever be a threat again because he’s learned his lesson and full moons are hoaxes and don’t really transform him into a bloodthirsty canid. Not a problem. Go out and shop, spend […]

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