Vicious Verse

'Poetry Is Dead' hammers a nail into the stuffy genre's coffin

Many red devils ran from my heart

And out upon the page.

They were so tiny

The pen could mash them.

And many struggled in the ink.

It was strange

To write in this red muck

Of things from my heart.

—Stephen Crane

As far back as Stephen Crane's The Black Riders and Other Lines (1895), the idea that mediocre bards had exhausted, abused and rendered meaningless the art of poetry has motivated writers to produce their own epitaphs for the genre.

Crane would go so far as to eschew the term "poems" in favor of "lines" in the title of his most famous collection, a choice no doubt meant to help him avoid the dubious label of, well, "poet." The overwhelming power and reputation of his novels (Maggie, The Red Badge of Courage) and short stories ("The Open Boat") did more to seal his legend. Upon his death at 28, he was highly regarded in the literary world. He then fell into obscurity for years until being rediscovered by the Modernists, who appreciated all the wrong things in his work.

The correct thing to admire in Crane's lines is a dark, twisted sense of humor. It's the same quality one should admire in Tucson anti-bard Michael Frissore's recently published (and, at $13.95, too pricey) chapbook Poetry Is Dead. Like Crane, Frissore takes pleasure in spearing sacred cows and, as in the opening poem, "Untitleist," eating those cows. He also seems to get off by including phrases like "Vietnamese spin fuck chair" in what are otherwise carefully crafted stanzas. What a weirdo.

A very funny weirdo, however. Case in point is "Coffee," which plumbs the imaginative, pop- culture-informed depths of caffeine addiction:

I would kiss Juan Valdez's burro

square on the lips

for just one sip

of that Colombian goodness.

I'd slaughter the Folgers couple

and their children just to lick

the top of a used coffee mug.

Frissore's ability to compress so many violations into a couple of stanzas is either shameful or splendid. Either way, one wonders which transgression might be worse: burro-smooching, mass murder or licking random java containers? Perhaps the most revolting aspect is the William Carlos Williams referencing in this and other poems like, say, "Cookie":

Cookie crumbs fall

like rain onto your

blouse, red as

Bozo's nose.

So that flowers

may bloom from

said blouse like

Twizzlers or

Krazy Straws.

When he's not paying humorous, candy-crazed, foul-mouthed homage to Modernist masters, he's picking on his co-workers, as he does in "There's a Guy in My Office Named Scott Peterson." ("If it were I," writes Frissore, "I would change my name/to Prescott, or maybe Norm.")

If poetry represents, for the rest of us, a way of transcending the reality of everyday existence, Poetry Is Dead chooses to kill off any flicker of possible transcendence. Every stanza is anchored to the mundane and its inherent mirth, and seemingly composed during coffee breaks inside a corporate office park. Or maybe even during work hours, for as the poem "Cubicle" reveals:

I am not a poet.

I just sit here with my

hand sanitizer and Blistex Lip Medex,

surfing through XM music channels

and eating Skittles that a co-worker

gave me.

I hope he uses hand sanitizer.

Ba-da-dump! Relying on punch lines suggests Frissore aligns himself with a long tradition of anti-bards—those writers who enjoy taking the piss out of poetry—that stretches all the way back to Crane, then moves forward to the late Charles Bukowski, and now carries on with literary pariah Joe Pachinko.

While it may upset anyone who takes poetry way too seriously, Poetry Is Dead will enliven the rest of us who are tired of the same old stuffy verse and enjoy seeing it die an inglorious death. Also, it will make us feel sorry for Frissore's poor co-workers.

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