Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

This is a prequel to Underworld, the vampire-versus-werewolf wannabe epic whose primary reason for existing was to display Kate Beckinsale in gloriously tight outfits. Save for a quick cameo, Beckinsale has departed, with Bill Nighy and Michael Sheen rising to the prestige of headliner roles. Rhona Mitra stops by to play a vampire in tight outfits, and while she is impressive-looking, Beckinsale in her vampire ware cannot be touched. Sheen returns to his role as Lucian, leader of the werewolves in a Planet of the Apes-type revolt against vampire leader Viktor (Nighy). The way Nighy forces his lines through his prosthetic teeth must’ve led to co-stars constantly dodging spit. Action sequences are mostly incomprehensible, and the special effects are often cheap-looking. Stop it with these Underworld movies. Enough already!

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Director:

  • Patrick Tatopoulos

Cast:

  • Michael Sheen
  • Bill Nighy
  • Rhona Mitra
  • Steven Mackintosh
  • Kevin Grevioux
  • David Ashton
  • Elizabeth Hawthorne
  • Tania Nolan
  • Craig Parker
  • Shane Brolly
  • Tim Raby
  • Larry Rew
  • Peter Tait
  • Olivia Taylforth
  • Alexander Carroll
  • Kate Beckinsale

Producers:

  • Gary Lucchesi
  • Tom Rosenberg
  • Len Wiseman
  • Richard Wright
  • Skip Williamson
  • Beth DePatie
  • Henry Winterstern
  • James McQuaide
  • Eric Reid
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