Michael Bay was on a bit of a roll with his last three films. I liked Bad Boys II
, and The Island
was pretty cool. While I didn’t like the first Transformers
all that much, it didn’t make me want to tear off my face, which had become my normal reaction to Bay films. I’m back to face-tearing mode after Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
, as Bay has officially re-entered the Land of the Suck. It’s an effort that cements his place in cinematic-dickwad hell. This guy is the biggest dipshit to ever be handed a $200 million movie. Shia LaBeouf returns for a big payday, and seems determined to convince us that he actually has no talent. Megan Fox returns as the girlfriend, and seems determined to show us she’s really hot. (She succeeds.) Bad Michael Bay has returned, and he is evil.
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The 'Transformers' sequel made our reviewer want to tear off his face