And with this, the suffering of discerning moviegoers finally ends. No more Bella pouting, no more Edward swooning, no more Taylor abs. (OK, I admit the Taylor abs were wonderful.) Bella is now a super-vampire capable of taking down mountain lions and sitting in a chair really quickly. The world’s head vampires hear that Bella has had a baby (a weird looking CGI baby, at that), and they look to start a vampire war. The previous film showed some promise, but this one (directed by Bill Condon, as was Part 1) tosses that promise aside and reverts to the awfulness that pervaded the earlier films. Stephenie Meyer has hinted the saga could go on with Taylor’s Jacob and the grown-up Bella Baby. No … this needs to stop now.