Best Actresses: Naomi Watts (Funny Games), Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky), Meryl Streep (Doubt), Angelina Jolie (The Changeling), Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married)
Best Supporting Actors: John Malkovich (Burn After Reading), Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight), Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road), James Franco (Pineapple Express), Ralph Fiennes (In Bruges)
Best Supporting Actresses: Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler), Amy Adams (Doubt), Penélope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona), Kate Winslet (The Reader), Viola Davis (Doubt)
Best Director: Martin McDonagh (In Bruges)
Worst Actor: Al Pacino (88 Minutes)
Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart (Twilight)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Bad Movie: Will Smith (Seven Pounds)
Best Performance by an Actress in a Bad Movie: Rosario Dawson (Seven Pounds)
Worst Performance by an Actor in a Good Movie: Dylan Baker (Revolutionary Road)
Worst Performance by an Actress in a Good Movie: Maggie Gyllenhaal (The Dark Knight)
Best Line of Dialogue: "I just felt a straining ... a tightness in the front of my ass. Something snapped in my ass!" (Frightened gym patron in Burn After Reading)
Overrated: Slumdog Millionaire, Mamma Mia!, Gran Torino
Underrated: Funny Games, Choke, Marley and Me, Synecdoche, New York
Best Cameo: Dermot Mulroney (Burn After Reading)
Best Song: "Rock Me, Sexy Jesus" (Hamlet 2)
Best Scores: Danny Elfman (Milk); Thomas Newman (Revolutionary Road)
Best Documentaries: Man on Wire, Religulous
Worst Scene: Kid dives into latrine! Gross! (Slumdog Millionaire)
Worst Dirty Harry Impersonation: Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino)
Worst Archie Bunker Impersonation: Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino)
Worst Clint Eastwood Impersonation: Clint Eastwood (Gran Torino)
Best DVD (Overall Package): The Godfather--The Coppola Restoration (Blu-Ray)
Best Comebacks: Colin Farrell (In Bruges), Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)
Worst Comeback: The character of John Rambo (Rambo)
Best Screen Duo: Seth Rogen and James Franco (Pineapple Express)
Worst Screen Duo: Al Pacino and Robert De Niro (Righteous Kill)
Best Screen Villain: Heath Ledger's Joker (The Dark Knight) (Duh!)
Worst Screen Villain: Leelee Sobieski (88 Minutes)
Best Way to Piss Off James DiGiovanna: Make him compile a movie "best-of" list
--Bob Grimm