The Grimmy Awards

Best Actor

Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line)

Runners up: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote), Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain), Bruno Ganz (Downfall), Eric Bana (Munich), Robert Downey Jr. (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Best Actress

Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)

Runners up: Naomi Watts (King Kong), Maria Bello (A History of Violence), Q'Orianka Kilcher (The New World), Gwyneth Paltrow (Proof), Charlize Theron (North Country)

Best Supporting Actor

Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)

Runners up: Val Kilmer (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), Christian Bale (The New World), Scott Wilson (Junebug), George Clooney and Matt Damon (Syriana), Vince Vaughn (Wedding Crashers and Mr. and Mrs. Smith)

Best Supporting Actress

Michelle Monaghan (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Runners up: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain), Amy Adams (Junebug), Uma Thurman (The Producers), Amanda Peet (Syriana), Catherine Keener (Capote and The 40-Year-Old Virgin)

Worst Actor

Orlando Bloom (Kingdom of Heaven and Elizabethtown)

Worst Actress

(TIE) Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark), Maggie Grace (The Fog)

Best Actor in a Bad Movie

Peter Sarsgaard (The Dying Gaul)

Best Actress in a Bad Movie

Uma Thurman (The Producers)

Worst Actor in a Good Movie

Martin Freeman (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Worst Actress in a Good Movie

Renée Zellweger (Cinderella Man)

Films Least Deserving of Critical Praise

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Match Point (It's OK, but let's calm down, everybody.)

Films Least Deserving of Their Critical Drubbings

Stay, The Baxter

Best Use of Christopher Walken

Wedding Crashers

Worst Use of Christopher Walken


Should've Starred Christopher Walken

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (He would've rocked as Aslan).

Best Walken Film That Doesn't Exist

Christopher Walken Eats His Own Thumbs

Best Score

Brokeback Mountain

Best Documentary

Grizzly Man

Best Animated Movie

Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Best Movie that Wasn't Released in 2005


Best Documentary with Sarah Silverman in It

The Aristocrats (Jesus Is Magic a close second).

Best Actress So Beautiful It Might Cause Bias When Reviewing Her Films, and I'm Willing to Admit it

Rachel McAdams

Most Handsome Actor in the World

Jake Gyllenhaal (God ... he's just so cute!)

Ugliest Actor in the World

Alec Baldwin (And he used to be such a darling!)

Gayest Lines I've Ever Written

The above two
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