Most people dont realize how funny the Ten Commandments are. Like, Thou shall not covet thy neighbors ass. Comedy gold! With that in mind, The State alumni Ken Marino and David Wain have written a sketch-comedy film about all the zany fun you can have breaking each of the Ten Commandments. As with any sketch-comedy film, most of the gags fall flat, but there are a few gems, like the bit about the suburban men who like to get naked and listen to Roberta Flack, or the 35-year-old virgin (Gretchen Mol) who learns to love Jesus, physically and with nakedness. Then there are some serious clunkers, including a piece that assumes that anal rape is funny, which it is, but lets face it, not ha ha funny. More horrifying and traumatic funny. So if youre willing to sit through some lame sketchesand if Saturday Night Lives longevity has shown us anything, its that people are, indeed, willing to sit through some lame sketchesperhaps youll enjoy the highlights of The Ten. Or you could just wait until it shows up on Piratebay and skip through the awful bits.