I would like to tell you that I didnt want to eat my own head during the majority of the running time of Rebound, the new Martin Lawrence vehicle. After all, the movie is for the kids. Alas, such is not the case, for I wanted to dine on my fat cranium during Rebound, yet another reason to avoid all that is the Martin Lawrence solo-movie vehicle. He plays a college basketball coach who has fallen on hard times, taking a job as coach for an intermediate school team as a publicity stunt. Lawrence just cant get it right on his own. He does OK as a sidekick. I laughed hard at his ecstasy trip in Bad Boys 2, thought he played well off of Eddie Murphy in Life, and even enjoyed his supporting role in Do the Right Thing way back when. By himself, his movies suck major ass. Blue Streak, Big Mommas House, Black Knight and now this swill have done nothing but contribute to the decline of Western civilization.