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Foothills Area

August 22, 5:48 p.m.

Someone broke into a house just to poop, drink a soda, and steal some old shoes and cheese, a PCSD report stated.

The house's owners told deputies the burglar had entered through the kitchen window while they were gone and had free access to the whole home—but all that was missing was a pair of used shoes and some cheese.

The burglar had, however, apparently also used of the residence as a rest stop: He defecated in the toilet (without flushing) and helped himself to a Sierra Mist from the fridge—the empty can was found in the backyard.

The subject had not been caught at the time of the report.

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