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I Had An Accident

UA Area, April 16, 3:15 p.m.

A drunken man at a fraternity pool party wet himself as an officer approached to inquire about his condition, a University of Arizona Police Department report said.

The report said an officer spotted a man, wearing only swimming trunks, lying on his belly, with his torso propped up by his arms. The man's head was reportedly "lolling around."

The man urinated through his swimming trunks as the officer walked up, the report stated.

The officer cited the man for underage drinking after he admitted he wasn't 21. A friend agreed to walk him home.

Four other arrests for underage drinking were made at the pool party, held at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity house, 1509 E. Second St. Police estimated that approximately 300 to 400 people attended.


It Wasn't Me

UA Area, April 15, 11:28 p.m.

A man said he was wrongfully attacked for throwing a bottle at a group of people, a UAPD report said.

The man said he was standing outside Pima Residence Hall, 1340 E. First St., when someone he was acquainted with threw a bottle at a group across the street, and then ran.

Approximately five to seven men in the group approached the man and accused him of throwing it, the report stated. They struck him with open and closed fists, and one of them head-butted him in the left ear, he told an officer.

A witness confirmed the man's story.


Thanks For The Memories

West Ina and North Thornydale Roads, April 7, 6:17 p.m.

A man's ex-girlfriend phoned to thank him for funding her trip to California without his knowledge or permission, a PCSD report stated.

The man told a PCSD operator that his ex-girlfriend, who did not live with him, called to say, "Thank you for helping me get to California." He said at the time, he didn't understand what she was talking about.

Three days later, he found three withdrawals totaling $382 had been made from his bank account. He said he suspected that his ex-girlfriend had been taking his debit card from his wallet while they were still together.

The man said he didn't know how to contact his ex-girlfriend.

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