Foothills Area May 7, 9:48 p.m.
A naked man trespassed in a random family's backyard, greatly alarming a teenage girl—despite his very friendly attitude and notably neat pubic region, according to a Pima County Sheriff's Department report.
The reportee told sheriff's deputies that his 18-year-old daughter had been at home in their dining room and glanced over her shoulder through their sliding-glass door to see a strange naked man on their back porch standing under a light behind a portable barbecue. When she looked at him, she said, the man stepped out from behind the barbecue and waved at her with his right hand. He then reportedly ran away and nimbly scrambled over the backyard wall (without any shoes or socks).
The daughter couldn't relate much exact information on the subject's appearance: First she described him as short, but she also said he may have been taller than 6 feet; then she said he might've been 25 years old, but she also said he was balding.
She couldn't remember whether or not he had facial hair, but she apparently did get a look at another part of his body—asserting that his genital area was completely shaved.
Her apparent focus on his crotch, however, was reportedly involuntary, as she assured deputies that she was disgusted and frightened by what she'd seen, adding, "It kind of freaked me out."
Deputies searched the area but couldn't find the man, or even his footprints. They told the reporting family to call again "if they saw any type of suspicious persons, especially anyone who matched the description of what was provided."