Other Movies Coming Up This Summer 

  • Dial M for McDonald's
  • In Cold Snot
  • Superbad 2: Superworse
  • The Dog Day After Tomorrow
  • Snatch II: Bearded Clam
  • Frankenstein Vs. Citizen Kane
  • Anatomy of a Moron
  • There Will Be Blood 2: He Will Need Stitches
  • Ratatouille 2: Mousecarpone
  • National Treasure: Book of Torture-Induced Confessions
  • Transformers 2: Stand Stillers
  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry and Mark Foley and Ted Haggard and Larry Craig
  • Beowulf 2: Grendelfest
  • Harry Potter and the Blades of Glory
  • Saw V: The Sawing!
  • 300 2: 302
  • Disney Presents: No Country for Old Mice
  • Juno 2: July-o
  • Help, My President Is Torturing Civilians!
  • Hitman 2: The Toe Returns
  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Vomitorium
  • Sweeney Todd 2: American Meat-Pie
  • Aliens Vs. Predator Vs. the Clintons
  • Across the Universe 2: Silly Love Songs
  • Resident Evil: The Jovoviching
  • Mr. Belvedere: The Motion Picture
  • V for Vendetta 2: W for Wombat
  • Apple Computer Presents: The Passion of Steve Jobs
  • The Simpsons Movie 2: Alvin and the Simpsmucks
  • Eddie Murphy in Crazy Underpants Fat People!
  • Judd Apatow's Sexist Comedy Fart Show
  • Saw VI: Little Miss Sawshine
  • The DaVinci Crap
  • No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service: The Abu Ghraib Story
  • Clinton 2: The Hillaryng
  • Bee Movie 2: Cee Movie
  • Michael Medved Presents: Iraq! Our Glorious Victory Over the Islamoliberals
  • Mission Accomplished 2: Mission in Progress
  • Uwe Boll's Awesome Movie of Yes!
  • Paris Hilton in Vagina! The Musical
  • Lindsay Lohan's Upskirtathon
  • Bewitched 2: Darrin Vs. Darrin
  • Desperate Housecoats
  • Superman Returns and Then Leaves Again and Then Returns in a Less Gay Way
  • Borat 2: Racism and Poop Jokes for Everyone!
  • The Pursuit of Happyness 2: Thuh Persoot ov Happyness
  • Tyler Perry Presents: Watch Out, Madea's Hungry!
  • A Prairie Home Banana
  • Capote 2: Capotier!
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Copyright Law
  • Daredevil 2: No, Seriously: Daredevil 2
  • Forgetting Judd Apatow
  • I Am Legend 2: I Am Legender
  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Cramps
  • Knocked Up 2: Afterbirth
  • Wesley Snipes in: Blade 3 Years Plus Probation
  • Woody Allen's Pretty Girls Woody Allen Wants to Have Sex With
  • Canada: The Motion Picture
  • Paris Hilton in the Hottie and the Inflamed Vaginal Sore
  • Cheney II: The Re-Torturing
  • Help, My Economy Is Tanking!
  • David Mamet and Judd Apatow Present: The Maleness of Man-Dudes
  • Alien Vs. Harpsichord
  • Cute: The Movie
  • Mr. Cheney and the Great Big Lie
  • Batman Begins 2: Batman Ends
  • Tyler Perry's Warm Family Feeling Hug Movie for After-Church Viewing
  • Jack Black's Look at Me! Look At Me! Omigod Please Love Me Please!
  • Jason Vs. a Couch
  • Book: The Movie
  • Two and a Half Moles
  • Saw VII: Peggy Sue Got Buried
  • Star Wars Episode Fuck You
  • Indiana Jones and the Failure of Inspiration
  • Gay Porn: The Movie
  • Catwoman II: Litterbox
  • Gigli II: Gigli Gigli
  • From Justin to Kelly to DVD to eBay
  • The Adventures of Pluto Nash With the Tranny Prostitute
  • Superman of LaMancha
  • 12 Angry Men and a Little Lady
  • It's a Wonderful Life in Prison
  • American History X 2: American History Y
  • Das Boot II: Die Boote
  • The Great Escape From Witch Mountain
  • Full Metal Jaguar
  • Batman Begins Therapy
  • Cool Hand Matthew, Mark and John
  • Pixar Presents: Fish Cassidy and the Sundance Squid
  • The Graduate 2: The Post-Graduate
  • Groundhog Day of the Jackal
  • The Grapes of Wrath II: Tom Joad's Loco Toga Party!
  • All Quiet on the Western Fart
  • Movie: The Movie

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