Nine Questions

Stacey Richter, 38, is the booty-licious author of My Date With Satan (and a far-too-occasional Weekly contributor). Find out more about her work at www.staceyrichter.com.

What was the first concert you ever saw?

Paul McCartney and Wings at the U of A stadium in 1978.

What CDs are in your changer right now?

Missy Elliot, Under Contruction; David Bowie, Heathen; Pretenders, Pretenders; Dengue Fever, Dengue Fever; High Speed Scene, The High Speed Scene

How many total albums do you own (CDs, vinyl, cassettes, 8-tracks)?

A cubic meter.

Do you download music, and if so, legally?

Only legally, sir.

What was the first album you owned?

Someone gave me The Bay City Rollers. I personally bought Billy Joel's 52nd Street.

What song would you like played at your funeral?

"Top of the World" by the Carpenters.

Musically speaking, what do you love that your friends don't know about? What's your favorite guilty pleasure?

N/A. I save my guilt for grander occasions.

What band or artist changed your life, and how?

Picasso. He made me see anew.

Figurative gun to your head, what is your favorite album of all time?

Roxy Music's Avalon.