Favorite

 

Rated NR

Drama
Who stole the audience's valuable time and attention with the making of this pseudo-suspenseful dramatic nonsense? This Scooby-Doo no-brainer kind of mystery quickly can be solved in The Case of the Missing Quality, Originality, and Purpose with these clues conspicuously placed within the film. Clue #1: A college campus rent-a-cop with his Cracker Jack Box badge walks like he has his night stick permanently lodged up his butt as he investigates the unsurprising misfortune of a righteous recluse turned psychotic sex pot after her toilet paper tiara acid trip and brothel-like bash. Clue #2: A random lesbian bump and bustle under the bed sheets only appears in order to escalate the MPAA rating to an 'R' status. Clue #3: The standard bad movie addition of a glum to glamour girl makeover stalls the already slow-going tempo halfway through the film. And, Clue #4: Trust fund babies and whining brats push a Daddy's love to the max like a bad re-run of a prime time soap opera episode on the WB network. All of these blatant clues verify that the guilty suspect is none other than director Zoe Clarke-Williams. Case closed.

Reviews/comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a review


Roll over stars and click to rate.

Now Showing

  1. Tue 22
  2. Wed 23
  3. Thu 24
  4. Fri 25
  5. Sat 26
  6. Sun 27
  7. Mon 28

    Find reviews & showtimes for all films in town.

© 2017 Tucson Weekly | 7225 Mona Lisa Rd. Ste. 125, Tucson AZ 85741 | (520) 797-4384 | Powered by Foundation