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Rated NR

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While this movie gets high marks for its production values and Kiefer Sutherland’s awesome hoodies, it’s dumber than spit. Sutherland stars as a disgraced cop who takes a night security job at an abandoned, burned-out department store. Then the mirrors in the place (and there are a lot of them) start biting him and mocking him and all that. Does the stupid bastard leave and go get a job at Burger King? Nope. He hangs in there, because he really needs the money. By film’s end, you’ll feel as if you are watching one of the dumbest movie characters ever. While the movie looks pretty nifty in places, you won’t be impressed, because you’ll be too pissed off watching this dumbass. It’s like Night at the Museum minus the dinosaur, Teddy Roosevelt, Ben Stiller and the mummy guy. Actually, it’s not like Night at the Museum at all. The only thing the films have in common is the job the protagonists hold down. That was a very poor analogy, and I apologize.

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