Mean Machine

In this British remake of The Longest Yard, Vinnie Jones plays a football player who, for some reason, plays soccer. After a scuffle with the police he is sent to gaol, which is like being sent to jail, only they take you there in a lorry and you have to eat bubble and squeak and tatties and neeps. Trouble ensues when inmates forget to call the governor of the gaol "guv’nor," causing him to arrange a football match wherein the prisoners play soccer against the guards. Vinnie Jones coaches the inmate team, and the zany shenanigans that ensue are truly the dog’s bollocks.

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  • Vinnie Jones

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