Mean Machine

In this British remake of The Longest Yard, Vinnie Jones plays a football player who, for some reason, plays soccer. After a scuffle with the police he is sent to gaol, which is like being sent to jail, only they take you there in a lorry and you have to eat bubble and squeak and tatties and neeps. Trouble ensues when inmates forget to call the governor of the gaol "guv’nor," causing him to arrange a football match wherein the prisoners play soccer against the guards. Vinnie Jones coaches the inmate team, and the zany shenanigans that ensue are truly the dog’s bollocks.

Mean Machine is not showing in any theaters in the area.

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  • Vinnie Jones
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