Fountains are pretty. Fountains of blood
are prettier. If you agree with the previous
two statements, you should really see
Kill Bill, which is probably the
funniest movie ever to feature blood
spurting about in a fountain-like manner.
Uma Thurman fails to suck in the role of a
madcap assassin who must kill, kill, kill
and kill again. Bad people (played by
Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Liu and Daryl Hannah)
need to be killed for having killed
everyone that Uma holds dear. So she
buys a real nice sword and sets to, and in
the process, stops to kill about two dozen
million other people, all of whom shoot
blood in the most artistical of fashions.
Then they talk in dialogue that sounds
like it was badly translated from Chinese,
then they kill some more. Woohoo!