Rated G · 76 minutes · 2009

Documentary, Musical
This film starts with the Jonas Brothers imitating A Hard Day’s Night. That’s pretty audacious for a bunch of no-talent bastards. This so-called concert movie does not feature a single good song, as the Jonas siblings warble and whine through their set list. It does, however, feature a moment when one of the siblings sprays the largely female audience with something that appears to be jizz. So, if you have a dead Saturday with nothing to do, and you think a Jonas brother spraying a bunch of kids with man juice sounds like a rocking good time, have at it. If you fear that witnessing such an act could bring on an embolism, then stay far away from this. The film has not been a huge success at the box office, which has me crossing my fingers that their run could be close to over.
Official Site: disney.go.com/disneypictures/jonasbrothers3d
Director: Bruce Hendricks
Producer: Phil McIntyre, Arthur Repola, Kevin Jonas Sr., Johnny Wright, Alan Sacks and Douglas C. Merrifield
Cast: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift


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