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Rated PG-13 · 113 minutes · 2013

Adventure, Fantasy
Director Bryan Singer’s big-budget take on the classic fairy tale was delayed from last summer, and they should’ve left it in the vault. He’s put together a movie that lacks any real magic because the special effects are bad and the performances are mostly flat. Nicholas Hoult, so good in Warm Bodies, plays the title character, a farm boy who gets some magic beans, lets them get wet and … ah, you know. Stanley Tucci and Ewan McGregor have supporting roles in what amounts to a whole lot of nothing that cost lots of money. The budget is something in the neighborhood of $200 million, and that budget must’ve gone to Moon Pies for everybody, because it doesn’t show on the screen. Too bad, because I was just telling somebody a couple of months ago how the world could really use a good movie about giants getting hit with stuff. Actually, that’s not true. I’m totally lying.


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Official Site: jackthegiantslayer.warnerbros.com
Director: Bryan Singer
Producer: Neal H. Moritz, David Dobkin, Bryan Singer, Patrick McCormick, Ori Marmur, Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, Alex Garcia, Toby Emmerich, Richard Brener, Michael Disco and John Rickard
Cast: Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan, Ewen Bremner, Ian McShane, Bill Nighy, Christopher Fairbank, Simon Lowe, Mingus Johnston, Ralph Brown, Joy McBrinn, Chris Brailsford, Warwick Davis, Craig Salisbury and Peter Bonner

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Arkansas Times 'Jack' doesn't slay It's an across the board failure. by Sam Eifling 03/07/2013
Creative Loafing Charlotte Jack the Giant Slayer comes up short Rating: **1/2 by Matt Brunson 03/08/2013
Colorado Springs Independent Sloppily ever after: Jack the Giant Slayer It's hard to become fully engrossed in this strange world. by Scott Renshaw 02/27/2013
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Portland Mercury Giant Problems Jack the Giant Slayer has giant problems, but I'm mostly okay with them. by Ned Lannamann 02/27/2013
The Coast Halifax Jack the Giant Slayer It's folk fairytale season by Jacob Boon 02/28/2013

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