Hulk Suck! Hulk make bad movie! Hulk
spend an hour and a half setting up plot
that goes nowhere! This is, sadly, the
worst superhero film of the last five years.
Theres no story; the dialogue is painfully
hackneyed; and over-rated director Ang
Lee is so in love with his digital editing
machines that the film seems like a
demo tape for Final Cut Pro. If that
werent annoying enough, Hulk doesnt
even get to go on a big smash fest until
90 minutes into the movie. Its all an
enormous waste of talent, with Nick Nolte
turning in a mad scientist performance
that would make Vincent Price blush,
Jennifer Connelly apparently using her
Oscar to poke herself in the eye between
scenes so that she can cry every 30
seconds, and Eric Bana doing the
blankest hero since Michael Keatons
inexplicable Bruce Wayne. I can only hope
that upcoming superhero films like
Aquaman of La Mancha and
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Republicans are better, or the genre
might vanish again like it did after
Superman IV: Why Wont Anyone
Come To This Movie?