Before each movie, a friendly public
service announcement flashes on the
screen to ensure audience silence.
However, throughout the entire 90
minutes of this utterly dimwitted slasher
flick, I wanted to disregard this cue and
scream at the screen because of the
blatant stupidity of the characters, plot,
gratuitous nudity and scare tactics. A crew
of Barbie and Ken dolls flock to a haunted
island for the ultimate party. But when
pasty-faced zombies kill the
unsuspecting visitors, the
sex-crazed guys and brainless bimbos
no longer are the life of the party.
Unknown director Uwe Boll is
responsible for charging my need to
break the silence with
idiotic elements like dumb damsels
help in dark shacks surrounded by
This is all adapted from a video game.