Another entry in the
comedy-without-laughs category,
Evolution features the incredibly
annoying Orlando Jones (from those incredibly
annoying 7-Up ads), the charmingly deadpan
David Duchovny, and the new master of "I'll
take any role" acting, Julianne Moore. The
three must face an alien organism that is
trying to take over the Glen Canyon area of
Arizona. Insert your own joke about snowbirds
here. There are some cool special effects in
Evolution, but on the whole it's about as
amusing as watching alleles divide.