Apparently Irene didn't take much from Mari's Body Revolution cover storyin the March 20-26 issue. http://www.tucsonweekly.com/tucson/body-revolution/Content?oid=4026028.
If she had, maybe she would have thought about not immediately starting this blurb by injecting every reader with anxiety about their figure, making them question whether or not they're in 'good enough' shape to attend. I mean this blurb is supposed to be promotional, not alienating... no? How about "Whatever you did or didn't do to get ready for pool season, shed your clothes and have a great f*cking time"?
Now excuse me while I finish my ice cream and try on the hot dog underwear I bought for this party.