Many years ago when I was a young lad,
Some guys wanted me to sell blow and I felt was bad,
I got up quickly and ran far away,
I joined the Army the very next day.
I am happily married now and that's good,
But I nearly got in deep in the town in the woods.
Young men, young women if you get trouble in the woods.
Or if a monster is coming down hard in the hood,
Join the Service, go to school; do what's good,
You can always look back and say you did what you could.