Don't Look for These Movie Sequels Any Time Soon 

  • American Splendor II: Canadian Effervescence
  • Assassination Tango 2: Assassination Macarena!
  • Bend Marriage Vows Like Beckham
  • Changing Lanes 2: Using Blinkers
  • Chicago II: Kenilworth and Winnetka
  • Citizen Kane II: Freddy Vs. Kane
  • Cold Mountain II: Chill Hill
  • The Dancer Upstairs II: Cut out That Racket
  • The Dancer Upstairs III: The Junkie Downstairs
  • Dumb and Dumberer II: Dumbererer and Dumberererer
  • 8 Mile II: 12.4 Kilometer
  • The Elephant Man Without a Face in the Crowd
  • Ella Enchanted 2: Della Disenchanted
  • Finding Nemo Masturbating
  • The Fog of War II: Let's Take a Closer Look up Robert McNamara's Nostrils
  • Freaky Frida
  • Gandhi II: Diaper-Mania!
  • Gigli II: On Gigli Pond
  • Girl With a Pearl Soapdish
  • Hidalgo Mounts Seabiscuit
  • The House of Sand and Fog and Stucco
  • The House of Sand and Fog of War
  • This Old House of Sand and Fog
  • The Human Stain II: Try Some Lemon Juice
  • Jeepers Creepers 3: Dude, Where's My Peepers?
  • John Ashcroft, Constitution Raider
  • Kangaroo Jack II: Pouch Potato
  • Kangaroo Jack III: Mission to Marsupial
  • Kangaroo Jackass
  • Kill Bill Vol. 3: Whack Jack
  • Kill Bill Vol. 4: Hurt Burt
  • Kill Bill Vol. 5: Beat Pete
  • Kill Bill Vs. Drop Dead Fred
  • The Ladykillers and the Tramp
  • The Last Samurai II: The Second-to-Last Samurai
  • The League of Extraordinary Matchstick Men
  • Lord of the Rings IV: Just 240 Minutes of Hobbits Hugging
  • Los Amores Perros II: Mucho Mas Amores Y Mucho Mas Perros!
  • Lost in La Mancha in Translation
  • Lost in Translation Redux: Now in "Mopey Vision"
  • Love Actually II: Like, for Reals
  • Man of Fire II: Kicking Ash
  • Martha Stewart Stars in Martha Ho-Tep
  • The Matrix IV: This One's About What If a Whole Universe Was in a Tiny Atom in Your Thumbnail, Dude?
  • Mel Gibson's The Patience of the Buddha
  • Midnight Urban Drugstore Cowboy Bebop
  • The Mighty Ducks Redux
  • Mr. Chips Vs. Mr. Belvedere
  • The Mothman Butterfly Prophecies Effect
  • National Lampoon's Van Helsing
  • Van Hellboy
  • Never Die Alone 2: Never Say Never Die Alone Again
  • Paycheck 2: After Taxes
  • The Pianist II: The Pianist Vs. The Hulk
  • Pirates of the Carolinas
  • Pirates of the Caribbean II: One Hour of Waiting, 15 Minutes of Film
  • Resident Evil 2: The Bush Years: President Evil
  • Runaway Jury II: Dude, Where's My Jury?
  • The Scorpion King 2: Hulk Hogan Plays Some Kind of Babylonian Dude
  • Secondhand Lions II: Hand-Me-Down Cheetahs
  • The Secret Lives of Dentists II: Flossed in Translation
  • The Secret Lives of Dentists III: A Fistful of Molars
  • Secret Window 2: Pane in the Ass
  • Something's Gotta Give II: Something's Gotta Droop
  • Something's Gotta Give III: Something Else's Gotta Shrivel
  • Something's Gotta Have It
  • Spellbound 2: Homeschooler's Revenge
  • The Stepford Wives II: Stop, or My Stepford Mom Will Shoot!
  • 28 Days Later II: 28 New Endings!
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious 2: 3 Fast 3 Furious
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious 4 2 Hours 2 Long
  • Underworld II: Way Underworld
  • Welcome to Mooseport II: Every Which Way But Mooseport
  • Whale Rider II: Luxury Whale Rider
  • Win 50 First Dates With Tad Hamilton
  • Young Frankenstein Vs. Baby Dracula
  • Young Guns III: Middle-Aged Guns
  • Catch That Christ
  • Dirty Pretty Christs
  • Don't Tell Christ the Babysitter's Dead
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Christ!
  • Starsky and Christ
  • Stop! Or My Christ Will Shoot!
  • The Thin Red Christ
  • Win a Date With Christ!
  • Rabbit-Proof Pants

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