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"The feds could catch you spying for ISIS, Iran AND North Korea and they’d say, “We can either throw you in a cell at Guantanamo forever or you can serve on the USS Donald Trump. Your choice."

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Tom remembers attending Newport ’69, when festivals were cheap, the music was great and the fans were too high

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Arizona finally has a ban on texting while driving—but it’s not going into effect soon enough

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Tom loves science so much he’s ready to coin a few new measurements

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Tom is increasingly unhappy with the offerings of his cable system

Danehy: Goodbye Dick Tomey

Tom says goodbye to the finest football coach the Arizona Wildcats ever had.

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First things first, I sincerely hope that Thomas Torres is allowed to graduate from Desert View High School next week. I hope everything else works out for him, too, but doggone it, he's got to do his part.

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Good thing Tom’s not on social media because he’s just asking to be lit up by the idiot fans of Chris Brown and Tyga

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What is the sound of a major college football program being totally ignored by its once-vibrant fan base?

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Tom has a totally excellent plan for a new charter school

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Tom has some thoughts about making Donald Trump a one-term president—and he’s worried the Democrats are gonna blow it

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This was a real by-golly basketball game with some badass athletes and refs and a championship on the line.

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The irony hall of fame will probably soon be opening a new exhibit dedicated to the fact that the same President of the United States who wants to sic the federal government on Saturday Night Live just signed an executive order in favor of free speech on college campuses.

Danehy: Tom takes on the anti-vax community

What is perhaps most frustrating is that the entire anti-vaxxer (bowel) movement began with a fake study conducted by a fake doctor using fake(d) data.

Danehy: Tom Remembers What Real National Emergencies Are

On the afternoon of sept. 11, 2001, a friend of mine called me and asked if I could fill in for him. He was scheduled to umpire a middle-school softball game at Marana Middle School.

Danehy: Valentine’s Day Edition

Oh, I looove to be in love. Don't you looove to be in love? Ain't it just great to be in love? Oh, ain't it wonderful?

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