Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 3D

Title character Kitty Galore (voice of Bette Midler) is pissed off about being forced into a vat of hair-removal cream by a dog and getting dumped by her owners. Bent on vengeance—and without the advantage of opposable thumbs—the cat somehow builds a satellite dish that’ll send out a sound so high-pitched that it will drive dogs nuts and turn them against their owners. A group including two spy dogs (James Marsden and Nick Nolte), a secret-agent cat (Christina Applegate) and a mentally challenged pigeon (Katt Williams) is sent to stop her. If I could’ve just written “WHY?” over and over again as a review, I’d have done it for this one. Why does it seem like it’s so impossible these days for filmmakers to make a live-action kids’ movie that both children and adults can like? Films like these make me ashamed that I was once a child.