Hey, remember when you were a kid, and your mother told you never to put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear? Well, thank God for Fascinations and the fact that whether you're a guy or a gal, there are no holds barred on your rear. You want double-barreled dildos? Fascination's got 'em in all colors and sizes. And take our word for it on the sizes. If quarter horses could shop, they'd find exactly what they were looking for at Fascinations. They've got lingerie, oils, lubes, toys, cards and calendars all in a clean, wholesome, brightly lit environment. One writer was particularly impressed with the higher-priced, glass implements, although frat boys, sorority girls and other drunkards should probably pass on these. They require a fair degree of finesse.
Runners up:
2. Adult Expectations, 2505 N. Stone Ave., 623-8095, www.adultexpectations.net
3. TIE
Continental Adult Shop
, 2655 N. Campbell Ave., 327-8402
Hydra Leather and More, 145 E. Congress St., 791-3711
Votes showing unhealthy levels of prudery: "Delete this," "What the hell?"
