Best Porn Shop

Empress Adult Video and Bookstore

STAFF PICK: Sure, Adult Expectations has all that designer slut-wear for exotic dancers. And Fascinations targets the upscale, suburban vibe (no pun intended). But this venerable Tucson smut pavilion has the requisite bottom-line appeal with just about everything you need to live out your Kid Rock-meets-Pamela Anderson fantasies: VHS and DVD rentals of recent and classic blue movies for gay and straight audiences; eye-popping magazines, novelties and sex supplies a-plenty; private viewing booths; coin-operated film arcades; a sit-down movie theater; even a cabaret offering totally nude dancers and non-alcoholic beverages. As long as the property remains in legal limbo, it's a theme park for sex, jugs and rock 'n' roll.