Best Place to Get a Kid Free Attention
Have a child who thinks he/she/it should be in the center ring of the circus called life all the time? If you do, put a cheap tie (the more stomach-churningly ugly, the better) on the precocious lad/laddie/whatever and take' em to Pinnacle Peak. You see, this Old West-themed joint has a "no ties" rule, and when someone dares enter wearing one, the folks there will cut it off and hang it from the rafters with great fanfare. It's all in good fun, of course--and it will make your kid the star of the show, at least for a little while.