STAFF PICK: When cooked right and dipped in the house ranch dressing, there is nothing in town to compare. Alas, they sometimes come out of the fryer a bit soggy. But when they're right, there is nothing so right. The ranch is tangy and a perfect complement to the fries. WARNING: There is some serious after-breath involved here. And if you eat ranch fries
and an eegee's grinder, it is very possible that you'll never kiss another living human being.