When talking kid's birthday parties, let's be honest—we want a place where the kids can be loud and entertained by bright, shiny, blinking things. At the same time, the adults have to be there for two-plus hours as well. This can be quite the magic trick for the hosts. Peter Piper Pizza has given us the best place to achieve this juggling act. The amount of games and activities provided is like the Vegas Strip for your little Penn and Tellers, as they make tokens disappear. The food, while not up for best pizza, is passable for the parents, and a hit with the young ones. Kids don't leave disappointed from a Peter Piper birthday party. Oh yeah, they have beer on tap too!
2. Pump It Up
3248 N. Freeway Industrial Loop, Suite 108
1030 S. Randolph Way
— An always hilarious response: "Your mom's"
— We guess we weren't quite specific enough about what kind of birthday party: Three votes for "Wooden Nickel"; one for "Surly Wench"; one vote for "Curves"