Best Beef-Flavored Religious Experience

As you're undoubtedly well aware, the Church of the Subgenius teaches that we are all born with original slack, which a conspiracy of normals strives to steal away from us. Thankfully, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is here to show us the way to re-claiming that slack on the road to salvation. While we can't go into the entirety of Bob's teachings here--after all, this isn't a religious treatise--we can say that one fine place to pursue slack is right on the corner of Sixth Street and Tucson Boulevard, where Bob Dobbs' Bar and Grill serves up cold beer and fine food, including the legendary Bob Burger. We're not sure exactly what goes into this dual-patty bit o' heaven, but trust us on this: The Mark of Bob will stay with you after you've downed in, preferably with a side of fries. And on Sunday--the Sabbath, natch--it's even the special of the day.