Battleship

When I heard they were making a movie based on the Battleship board game, two fat guys drinking milkshakes and crying, “You sunk my battleship!” was all I figured they might come up with; it’s not a board game that screams “narrative.” Instead, Peter Berg directs the likes of Taylor Kitsch (in his second domestic dud following John Carter), Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgård in this Transformers wannabe that doesn’t go anywhere. Subpar special effects and stupid-looking humanoid aliens don’t help matters.

Battleship is not showing in any theaters in the area.

Director:

  • Peter Berg

Cast:

  • Taylor Kitsch
  • Alexander Skarsgard
  • Rihanna
  • Brooklyn Decker
  • Asano Tadanobu
  • Liam Neeson
  • Hamish Linklater
  • Jesse Plemons
  • John Tui
  • Gregory Gadson
  • Joji Yoshida
  • Rico McClinton
  • Adam Godley
  • Jerry Ferrara
  • Peter MacNicol

Producers:

  • Brian Goldner
  • Scott Stuber
  • Peter Berg
  • Sarah Aubrey
  • Duncan Henderson
  • Bennett Schneir
  • Jonathan Mone
  • Braden Aftergood
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