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Ask a Mexican!

Ask a Mexican!

When hipsters do something that's slightly outside the law yet an innovation over the old guard, they get a Series-C round of funding, Instagram influencers, and fawning media coverage. When Mexicans do it? We get code enforcement.

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Rural Mexicans treat their hens as they treat their women: as purveyors of breasts, eggs and little else.

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Since gabachos hate truth nowadays, the prospect of amnesty long ago went the way of the Paris climate accords.

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I don't endorse this kind of hit-and-run behavior, but I'm telling that little anecdote so that the dumbasses who leave their cars in the middle of the street aren't too shocked when they find their '83 Buick Skylark in pieces...

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The easy answer is to presume that the city is muy racist, but it's also home to the largest Bosnian Serb population in the world outside of the Balkans-and most are Muslim.

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Dear Gabacha: There's ambition, and then there's selfishness, and you, ingrata, are the definition of the latter.

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Dear Mexican: What do you think of the affirmative action in the education system?

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Dear Mexican: In Jared Diamond's DVD for Guns, Germs, and Steel he mentions the classical Spanish form of horsemanship, jimeta. I have not been able to find this word used anywhere else. Can you help?

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Dear Mexican: You are a racist, my friend.

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Dear Mexican: Okay, sour cream!

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I need to know why do salvatruchas think they are superior to every Mexican and Guatemalan in every way?

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Dear Mexican: The other day, I witnessed a young gordita retrieve a bag of Fritos, open it, then walk over to the chili station and pump in two steaming piles of 7-11 chili into the bag.

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Dear Mexican: A Mexican man recently broke up with me. We had great sex, but a somewhat distant relationship.

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Dear Mexican: I work at a Mexican restaurant where the majority of the workers are, you guessed it, Mexican.

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Mexican illegals don’t just apply for citizenship instead of coming here illegally

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Dear Mexican: My parents were born in Mexico. I was born in Dallas, Texas.

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