Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 3D

Abraham Lincoln killing vampires … how could they go wrong? Director Timur Bekmambetov has most certainly found a way, turning in a boring, redundant and humorless film. Benjamin Walker is given little to do as Lincoln; he walks around looking glum and occasionally swings an ax at unconvincing-looking vampires. The movie posits that the Confederacy was full of vampires during the Civil War, yet it has absolutely no fun with this idea. I was hoping for something that I could file alongside Evil Dead 2—a film with good, sick fun and a dash of camp humor. Instead, the movie is tedious and bland. One of the year’s biggest cinematic letdowns.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 3D is not showing in any theaters in the area.

Director:

  • Timur Bekmambetov

Cast:

  • Benjamin Walker
  • Dominic Cooper
  • Anthony Mackie
  • Mary Winstead
  • Rufus Sewell
  • Marton Csokas
  • Erin Wasson

Producers:

  • Tim Burton
  • Timur Bekmambetov
  • Jim Lemley
  • Michele Wolkoff
  • John Kelly
  • Simon Kinberg
  • Seth Grahame-Smith
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