Paul Horner 
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Re: “"National Report" Proves That Not Everyone On Internet Can Write Satire

David Mendez,

Way to make fun of someone that is dying of cancer. The doctors say I have less than 6 months to live. I can barely write or get on stage to do standup, but I still do, and you throw that back in my face. I hope it makes you feel better you son of a bitch

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Posted by Paul Horner on 09/24/2013 at 3:59 PM

Re: “"National Report" Proves That Not Everyone On Internet Can Write Satire

David Mendez is a moron.

Anyone that lives in Arizona that cannot find that article about Jan Brewer funny (because in reality she wants to gas all the gays and minorities in the state) is stupid or is on an agenda.

David, there is a BIG difference between a HOAX and SATIRE. That article is a HOAX. The onion and your gay lover Andy Borowitz... that is SATIRE.

No wonder I always put so much jizz in Tucson girls' vaginas when I'm down there... there is no competition with idiots like you running around.

Good luck writing for the Tucsonweekly and loving Jan Brewer (more evil than Hitler)

P.S. The Phoenix New Times (a real publication) is putting me on the cover of their newspaper this month. One of the reasons... that Jan Brewer article I wrote.

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Posted by Paul Horner on 09/23/2013 at 10:33 PM

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