Happy Schwenkfelder 
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Happy Schwenkfelder

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Re: “McCain: Trump's Press Conference with Putin "One of the Most Disgraceful Performances by an American President in Memory"

Sigh. Why does every defense of President Trump always begin with, "but what about-isms"?

What about what Obama did with blah, blah, blah?
What about what Clinton did with blah, blah, blah?

That isn't a defense. In fact it's completely pointless. I strongly invite a defense of President Trump but it needs to defend his actions without saying "but what about" and comparing something to someone else.

If a person steals something and gets caught, is it a viable defense to say but what about bank robbers?

Please do share a defense, but make it an actual defense without these "what about-isms". I could have defended Obama by saying "but what about cookies, they're pretty tasty". That may be true, and may distract the easily distractable, but it's not a defense.

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 07/16/2018 at 6:08 PM

Re: “The Skinny

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 01/12/2018 at 2:13 AM

Re: “Tucson Responds to National Senate Race

"President Obama has not been behaving legally or following the constitution, and he shouldn’t be doing that"

You gotta love a quote like that as Arizona politicians would never do anything like that. Not in a million years. Um, er, nevermind.

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 11/05/2014 at 8:59 AM

Re: “Today in Gross Things People Say Are in Cigarettes

Oh yeah, and I should mention that an additive such as castoreum is considered a "natural ingredient" so you won't see it in a list of ingredients.

You really just can't get more natural than beaver butt.

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 05/15/2012 at 10:18 PM

Re: “Today in Gross Things People Say Are in Cigarettes

Sadly, castoreum (aka beaver anal glands) are not just in cigarettes.

Vanilla ice cream is the more common use. Yum!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum#Foo…

http://eater.com/archives/2011/04/06/jamie…

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 05/15/2012 at 10:11 PM

Re: “Can Someone Tell Me If These Taste Good?

Yes! Takis are awesome, but not the original green bag.

You need the purple bag, Takis Fuego. They're hot and spicy and best to eat with chopsticks. Yes, you read that right. Trust me on this as it will keep the red taki powder off of your hands, clothes, keyboard, and eyes (yowch).

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Posted by Happy Schwenkfelder on 04/13/2012 at 6:57 PM

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