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Re: “Moving Targets

Good morning Tucsonbass. I wrote the article and wanted to share this story with you that didn't make it in (I wish it did). Funny thing is...another person did have a gun at the 2011 shooting. A man picked up the shooter's gun and demanded the clip from Pat Maisch, who took it from the shooter, because he was going to execute Loftner right then and there. She refused. In the confusion, another person coming out of the Walgreens in the same shopping center almost drew his firearm on the person who picked up the shooter's Glock. Thank the good lord he didn't. This tragedy could have been much worse.

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Posted by austincounts on 01/09/2020 at 8:45 AM

Re: “Tucson Is A Vacuum—And I'm Ok With That

There are two types of people in this world: Tucsonans....and everyone else. If you understand what Keep Tucson Shitty means, you will fall in love with the Old Pueblo. If you're a miserable asshole who bitches about streetcars, potholes, spanish speakers, and the heat. you will hate this place. Oh yeah...we have the best Mexican food in the world.

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Posted by austincounts on 09/16/2016 at 4:59 PM

Re: “Fourth Avenue Deli's Hot Dog Eating Contest Offers $500 for the Victor

You can separate the hot dogs and dip buns in water. But you have to eat both hot dog and bun for it to qualify.

Posted by austincounts on 06/01/2015 at 6:25 AM

Re: “Fourth Avenue Deli's Hot Dog Eating Contest Offers $500 for the Victor

Kobyashi is a professional competitive eater who trains for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contests along with many others. If 12 dogs doesn't sound impressive to you, I invite you to put your money where your mouth is and sign up for this year's contest. I'll even discount your entry fee to $10 instead of the $20. Let's see how many you can eat...can you cut the mustard?

Oh yeah, the hot dogs used are standard 8-to-a pack, all-beef Boar's Head hot dogs. Hope to see you at the deli!

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Posted by austincounts on 05/28/2015 at 4:00 AM

Re: “A Note To the 'Keep Tucson Shitty' Crowd: You're the Problem

Spot on, David Mendez.

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Posted by austincounts on 07/17/2013 at 3:32 PM
Posted by austincounts on 11/03/2011 at 3:35 PM

Re: “Wildly Frightening Craigslist Job Post of the Day

They also offer "how to be a redneck" training (featuring a Jeff Foxworthy VHS tape), tips on the best way to beat your wife and why a tater-tot is better than a french fry.

This is what I can WT in the T-U-C...

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Posted by austincounts on 02/10/2011 at 5:22 AM

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